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At work today, I explained to the ordering couple that a gyro is a mixture of lamb and beef meat. "Does lamb come from a pig?" the woman asked. "No Mam," I said, "it comes from a lamb." I'm dumbemployed.

by jerryjerrold on 07/14/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (15) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( gyro lamb pig )

At work today, a lady came up to my register with a cart full. She started handing me items. "I don't want this, this, this, this, and this," she said. By the time she was done giving me discards, she only had one item left. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/17/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( discards register cart )

At work today, my internship supervisor had me pick up Thai food for lunch and then complained that there wasn’t a fortune cookie. Wrong country, boss. I’m dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/19/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( internship supervisor thailand )

At work today, we took a client out to lunch as usual. He said he didn't know whether to get a beer or not. "I don't know your culture," he told us sheepishly. He's from another state, not another country. Is Michigan really that different from Minnesota? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/14/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( culture beer lunch )

At work today, my boss was pacing her office nervously. I stepped in to see what was wrong. "It's this sales call," she said. "I'm just afraid of what might happen." Turns out she wasn't nervous about the sale- she was nervous if the cute sales guy would ask her out or not. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/14/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( pacing nervous sales guys )

At work today, Sweet Home Alabama played on the radio. My boss started singing along, but he always said "Sweet Home Alibaba." Seriously. We were all too scared to correct him. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/19/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( sweet home alabama singing alibaba )

At work today, the owner praised work in my department from years ago when the manager fraudulently charged 100k to a customer. It cost us the customer and was 80% uncollectable. We still have 20% bad debt. The owner said we should be able to do the volume of business she had. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/13/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( fraud money illegal )

At work today, the assistant supervisor friended me on Facebook. I decided to clean up the embarrassing pics. I've deleted 124 so far. And I'm only halfway done. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/15/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( facebook pictures embarrassed )

At work today, I used a dot matrix printer to print information from our system-wide DOS operating system (we're a national company with offices in more than 30 states). I didn't realize you could still buy paper for a dot matrix printer. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/13/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( printer paper printer new technology )

At work today, a customer walked up to me. "What's your policy on purchases?" he asked. I stared at him. "Uh, I tell you how much it is and then you pay that amount." He looked at me like I made him look stupid. "Uh, I meant returns," he said. Sure you did...sure you did. I'm dumbemployed.

by jerryjerrold on 07/12/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( purchases returns customer service )

At work today, I was handed a DVD that was wet and smelled like dog pee. When I went to talk to the man who had returned it to ask him to be more careful with his items, he proceeded to say, "We don't have a dog. My son likes to pee on things."
I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/13/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( dvds dogs pee )

At work today, a client sent me a gift to "thank me for my service and close relationship." It was peanut butter and chocolate truffles. Some close relationship- I'm allergic to peanuts. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/14/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( allergies peanuts gift )
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