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At work today, my shoes came untied a few times while I was on the floor. That's a no-no- it makes us look unprofessional for cars. As punishment, my shift supervisor made me stay thirty extra minutes and practice tying my shoes. The sad part is that it helped. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/14/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( shoes punishment tying )

At work today, I overheard a mother and her daughter talking in the dressing room. "Mom, it doesn't look good." "I don't care, you're wearing it." "He won't like it." "No boy wouldn't like that lingerie, honey." I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/17/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( mother daughter lingerie )

At work today, I caught myself humming Beyonce's song "Single Ladies." OK, I'm a little ashamed, but it's a good song. My boss showed up over my shoulder at that moment. "You know, I'm a single lady too," he said. That's right- He. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/17/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( beyonce single ladies ashamed )

At work today, I was sorting through submissions for a contest our business is having. We used business cards as entries. You'd think that business people would be more dignified. You'd be wrong. Some of them stuffed over 50 business cards in the fish bowl. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/15/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( contest business cards fish bowl )

At work today, a guy with long messy emo hair came into the office. I asked him if his parent wanted to cosign on his application. "I'm 28," he said. I made him show me ID, with that hair. I'm dumbemployed.

by quiet_tension on 01/17/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( emo hair 28 )

At work today, curiosity got to me and I tried out a Crackberry from my coworker. A customer saw me on it and called me out. I told him not to worry- it wasn't mine. "You stole that Blackberry?" he asked me. He was horrified. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/16/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( crackberry blackberry horrified )

At work today, I came back from a pizza delivery to find that a customer had complained I was late. I'd shown up fifteen minutes early! I tried to protest, but my boss said the customer is always right. Later, I found out he still hadn't given the customer a refund. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/15/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( pizza delivery late )

At work today, I ran into an old guy from college. In school he was one of the least ambitious, least successful people I'd ever met. I picked him up drunk from an alleyway. And now he's my boss. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/14/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( college unambitious ambitious )

At work today, I emptied out my pockets onto my desk to try and find an extra piece of gum. No dice. But my boss did show up behind me. "Are you having a freak out?" she asked. Apparently, that's what emptying out your pockets means. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/17/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( pockets gum freak out )

At work today, they had me prepping salads for meals. Kind of beneath my level, but whatever- I'll cooperate. I got notes back on the first salad though. Apparently, I hadn't "pampered" the tomatoes enough. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/13/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( salads tomatoes notes )

At work today, the job got to me- I had to take a quick tobacco break. I was outside when I overheard my coworkers talking about me. They were saying that I was so dedicated to the job, I was probably working overtime inside, since they couldn't find me. I had a second cigarette. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/16/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( cigarette break talking )

At work today, I stepped on one of the scales we are selling at our store. I weighed eight pounds more than I thought I did! I started to panic, but my manager saw me and laughed. "Don't worry," he chuckled. "Them things have been broken for months." We still sell them though. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/11/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( scale eight pounds broken )
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