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At work today, I realized I've spent 3 years slaving away in middle management, yet the secretary still doesn't know my name. To be fair, I don't know hers. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/17/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( name secretary manager )

At work today, a client and I went out to lunch. Remind me not to get Mexican for meetings- it can be...noisy. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/16/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( gas mexican food )

At work today, I asked for paternity leave. The response? "Who would sleep with you?" I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/17/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( paternity response sleep )

At work today, there were about four things I had to do. I did one and a half. The one I did was lunch, the half was a coffee break. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/18/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( four things one and a half lunch )

At work today, my watch broke. As a result, I had to turn my head to see the wall clock whenever I was bored. I did it so much that my neck is sore. I'm dumbemployed.

by walledmornings on 08/13/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( wall clock neck sore )

At work today, my supervisor assigned me to an overnight shift in the Children's Ward. I asked him why- he replied it was because he didn't like me. It wasn't a joke. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/13/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( hospital children's ward overnight )

At work today, my boyfriend picked me up from work at 5. The only problem is that I finished at 3. I was sitting in the parking lot for 2 hours. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/12/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( pick boyfriend parking lot )

At work today, my pants felt a little loose all day. Then I realized the stress of my job has made me lose a pants size. I'm dumbemployed.

by soch_i_nka on 08/13/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( loose pants belt )

At work today, there were some really nice customers who came in. Then they realized they were at the wrong store. I'm dumbemployed.

by son_of_abyss on 08/16/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( customers wrong store realized )

At work today, I was travelling and had to check my bags. Total cost? 40 bucks. And no reimbursement. I'm dumbemployed.

by bastille714 on 08/17/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( travelling bags money )

At work today, I wrote an email to my coworker. She responded in all caps and with 4 smileys- even though she was mad. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/17/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( capslock smiley email )

At work today, I got lost on the way to work. The directions my boss gave me were to the wrong branch. And he's worked there for over a year! I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/16/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( directions lost wrong branch )
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