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At work today, I realized my hot/cold spells, of which my male coworkers complain when I adjust the thermostat, may not be due to hot flashes. I discovered a 2 inch open gap at the window top. We've been in the building 14 months and thought it was painted shut. I'm dumbemployed.

by geneaholic on 05/20/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (10) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( hot cold window )

At work today, my preceptor started talking to me and my date at a coffee shop. I'm a neuroscientist, and he talked about technical stuff. We talked for about 40 minutes. It was a date. But after that lecture, my date dumped me immediately. Thanks, teach. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/22/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( neuroscientist preceptor date )

At work today, I was showing a condo to a middle aged couple. The guy liked it, but the woman didn't seem too excited. "I really don't like that painting," she said. Why does no one understand that the house doesn't come with decorations? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/24/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( condo decorations painting )

At work today, I used my break at Target to play the demo videogames. Of course, my manager said I needed to leave those to the customers. I've spent my last three paychecks on videogames. But if they want, I'm happy to go to Best Buy instead. Good customer service, guys. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/23/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( videogames paycheck customer service )

At work today, I spoke with our HR guy about my 401k. He said that the crash has still depleted almost everything. "The good news," he said, "is that less money is easier to manage." Thanks, Joe. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/20/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( hr 401k less money )

At work today, I was working the library front desk. A cute kid came up and asked for a library card. I asked if his mommy or daddy was around to help. He frowned. "They went away." At first, I was horrified. But then I realized they were just looking at the used book pile. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/25/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( library librarian kids )

At work today, a lady came in for an oil change. Her car was completely dented and scraped along one side. And the other side. And she was drunk. Apparently she can't remember it's illegal & dangerous to drink and drive, but she can remember when it's time for an oil change. I'm dumbemployed.

by geneaholic on 05/19/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( drunk driver oil )

At work today, my cash register kept jamming. So I had to swing my hip into it to get it shut. Bam! It was satisfying the first time. 98 transactions later, it wasn't so fun. I'm dumbemployed.

by jessicasonline on 05/21/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( cash register transactions jamming )

At work today, I was trying to sell a guy a nice pool table. I asked if he wanted green or red felt. "How about something with stripes?" Needless to say, he didn't turn out to be in the market for a $3,000 table. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/24/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( pool table stripes felt )

At work today, three people took cigarette breaks at the same time. I watched them from the window. They were playing Uno. I would have been mad- but I was mostly sad I wasn't invited. I even smoke, too. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/21/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( cigarette uno breaks )

At work today, I had a jazz flyer on my desk. My boss walked by and looked horrified. "What is that?" she shouted. "It's a jazz flyer," I whispered. "Oh," she said. "I thought that 'A' was an 'I'." I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/21/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( jazz cursing flyer )

At work today, we put up a Megan Fox poster in our video store. Predictably, all the boys started salivating. Except for Rich. I asked him why. "If I get myself excited," he said, "I might not be able to control myself. It's best not to look." I'm afraid now. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/19/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( megan fox poster salivating )
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