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At work today, my anal retentive 'know-it-all' boss made a mountain out of a mole hill. He also misspelled the word 'dilemma' as 'delima' in an email. And then he sent it to upper management. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/19/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( spelling email molehills )

At work today, my boss made several calls trying to track down a guy who owed him money. Then he drove across town and ran inside only to catch the guy ducking out the back. This was the result of a business deal that I advised my boss not to make. I'm dumbemployed.

by geneaholic on 08/18/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (14) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( chasing money owing )

At work today, my boss decided I should work 8-5 with an hour lunch instead of 7:45-3:45 with no lunch. My husband picked me up for lunch. When I returned, my boss was gone. My keys were on my desk and I was locked out. And he missed delivery of a package for the 2nd day in a row. I'm dumbemployed.

by geneaholic on 08/17/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( lunch hour locked )

At work today, my boss sent out a mass email to the entire office. "Attention," he said. "Please do not send useless emails to the entire list." So far, it has 12 replies sent to all of us. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/16/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( email mass reply all )

At work today, I started with my new boss, who is Canadian. I was excited, since I heard all Canadians are nice. My new boss, sadly, defies stereotypes. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/15/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( canadian new stereotypes )

At work today, I went back into the kitchen and caught my boss consolidating ketchup bottles. "A full bottle makes a good impression," he told me. So that's what he does while I wait 3 more tables than I should. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/13/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( kitchen ketchup waitress )

At work today, I called my boss at his house to see where he was. He yelled at me for waking him up. The time? 2PM. I got to work at 9. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/13/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( wake up call calling house )

At work today, the people in my office found out my secret- I got a 1600 on my SATs. My supervisor came up to me and said he was surprised. "I would have guessed 800 at best." Thanks, boss. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/11/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( 1600 sats 800 )

At work today, my boss collided with me over the coffee creamer. His solution? Shoving me in the shoulder and taking it. I would complain- but I would have done the same if I were him. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/10/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( coffee creamer shoving )

At work today, my boss - who had just returned from a week out of the country - discovered something: the employee he put in charge while he was away deposited all of the week's deposits into an old, closed account. Now he can't make payroll for another week. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/10/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (10) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( payroll deposits bank account )

At work today, I noticed my boss still has temporary license plates on the back of his car. They expire tomorrow. I asked him about it- he told me he was planning on making his own. I can't wait until he's pulled over. I'm dumbemployed.

by lacreina on 08/08/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (13) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( license plates expire temporary )

At work today, I overheard my boss talking about his "band." It's really him, an acoustic guitar, and a copy of GarageBand. His only accompaniment is loneliness. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/07/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( band garage band guitar )
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