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At work today, the roads were clogged with ugly traffic. Cars spewing gas. I was with my boss going to a job site. His observation? "Just imagine how many Milfs are on this road right now." I'm a single mom. I was frightened. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/19/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( milf single mom traffic )

At work today, my boss was going on and on about playing "Rock Band" and how fun it was. I asked him his high score. He shook his head gently. "Jake, I do it for the music." I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/19/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( music rock band high score )

At work today, I was paying my home power bill at work. My boss saw me on the computer, but he didn't get mad. "You pay our power too?" he asked. "Good, I was hoping that somebody did it." Now I'm waiting for the lights to go off. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/16/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( power paying bills )

At work today, I had a pretty good job- I was translating for a Japanese businessman visiting us in Hawaii. I expected to talk about stocks and issues. He wanted to know the best bars. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/16/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( japanese translate hawaii )

At work today, I was washing sheets for students moving into the dorm. One of them yelled at me. "Those need to be crisp!" he shouted. He's 19. I'm 34. I'm dumbemployed.

by walk_like_gupta on 04/13/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( washing sheets crisp )

At work today, I was feeling extraoridinarily woozy. I took a five minute break, and when I came back, my boss handed me a drink. "It'll help," he said. I thought it was medicine. Who knew they even allowed Whiskey at work? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/12/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( woozy break whiskey )

At work today, we were supposed to wear "formal" black jeans. Mine were dirty, so I wore khakis. My boss actually scolded me for looking like "a snob." Dockers are for snobs at my job. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/10/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( khakis jeans snobs )

At work today, I was still recovering from a Saturday night out. I was resting my head on a shopping cart when my boss tapped my shoulder. "Listen," he said, "if I were you, I'd take some Xanax." I almost took him up on it. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/10/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( xanax hangover shopping cart )

At work today, I asked my boss if I could have Christmas Eve off. He asked for "more advance notice." Is three months really not enough notice? What a Scrooge. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/07/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (14) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( christmas eve notice scrooge )

At work today, I had the honor of cleaning up the bathroom in our roller rink. I brought a lot of soap. Turns out roller skates make way too many people sick to their stomach. I smell like vomit. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/07/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (10) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( bathroom clean roller rink )

At work today, the nervous temp kept hovering over me asking questions. Later, I saw my boss by the bathroom. "By the way," he said, "leave the temp alone." I was dumbfounded. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/04/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (11) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( nervous temp hovering )

At work today,I was understandably nervous about a meeting with our division chief. We met over coffee. He spent the entire time talking about his golf game. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/04/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( division chief coffee golf )
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