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At work today, my boss brought a bottle of champagne in and popped the cork. "I'm engaged!" he shouted. We all got out our coffee mugs. But by that time, he was drinking the bottle alone in his office. Congrats. I'm dumbemployed.

by stellibean_xo on 06/23/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
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At work today, my boss asked me where I got my degree from. I told him my out of state college. "That's not even a real high school," he said with a smirk. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/21/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( degree college high school )

At work today, I actually got in a debate with my boss about dogfighting. My argument: dogfighting is inhumane. His argument: Well, they aren't human, so it doesn't matter if it's inhumane. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/21/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( dogfighting inhumane human )

At work today, I felt weird coming in, since I had an...interesting dream about my boss. I don't think he'd mind the end of the dream. But in the beginning, he was wearing sheer black stockings. I can't look at him anymore. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/18/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( dream sheer stockings )

At work today, I admit it- I left a nasty note in the suggestion box. As always, my boss read them all aloud. Or most of them. He eventually got to mine, but told us that the suggestion was "anatomically impossible." A job well done. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/18/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( suggestion box anatomy notes )

At work today, I tried convincing my boss to buy water filters for our faucets. Our water tastes like copper. His solution? He said we could start boiling it, if we wanted. Is that even cheaper than a filter? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/16/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( water filters boil copper )

At work today, I told my boss a funny anecdote about how I stole my brother's favorite coffee mug as a joke. He laughed. But a half hour later, I found a copy of the company ethics policy on my desk. Some sense of humor. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/16/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( coffee mug ethics joke )

At work today, I found out my boss decided to send all editors to a conference in Austin. I work for a newspaper in San Antonio. We were all excited until we realized we have to pay our way there, back, and for all our meals. It would have been nice to know 2 months ago, boss. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/15/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
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At work today, I bumped a customer's jetski lesson from 12 to 12:30. She called me in tears. "Don't you think I'm good enough for 12?" I have no idea what she meant, but the truth is, I don't. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/13/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( jetski tears truth )

At work today, I requested my boss to be my "Linked IN" buddy. He said that we weren't close enough yet. I've been working under him for three years. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/13/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( linked in close work )

At work today, I saw my boss give a tour of the building where I'm a doorman. She's not as smart as I thought- she pronounced "concierge" as "Con-syer-gee". I'm dumbemployed.

by quinonezd on 06/13/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( concierge tour pronunciation )

At work today, I got in trouble because my boss was 15 minutes late for a conference call. The phone is on her desk, but she was upset that I didn't dial it for her. I wasn't even in the office at the time. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/11/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (10) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( conference room phone call )
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