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At work today, my supervisor made me grab a beer with him. He said it was the manly thing to do. Well, I agreed and got a really dark beer. My boss? A Sex on the Beach. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/10/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( sex on the beach beer girly )

At work today, my boss wanted some extra boxes to pack up our office supplies. Well, instead of buying some, he decided to borrow mine. Of course, it took him 20 minutes to take them apart and put them together again. That's how valuable his time is. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/10/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( boxes office supplies time )

At work today, the coffee was really really weak. Like, terrible. I started fiddling with the coffee maker when my manager came over and clapped me on the back. "Like it? We improved efficiency be reusing the filter. Cool, huh?" I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/08/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( efficiency coffee weak )

At work today, my Uncle called at work with some really bad personal news about my Aunt. I was crying a little at my desk. Of course, that's when my boss peeks over my cubicle. "Boo hoo!" he laughs. "Now get back to work." He did it again an hour later. I'm dumbemployed.

by justind_8807 on 12/08/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( crying uncle jerk )

At work today, my manager called me from ten feet away to ask what 'mezzanine' means, and I answered. She then asked where ours is. Our store doesn't have a mezzanine. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/06/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (13) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( mezzanine floors manager )

At work today, the seventeenth paycheck of my career came in. It was a blast to see it. Of course, it was the same as the first. I asked my boss about it. He told me that inflation is a myth. It is- when it comes to my pay. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/05/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( paycheck inflation myth )

At work today, my dad showed up to my office today and took a tour of the place. I was feeling pretty proud of myself during the first half. Then he took me aside. "This is a good starter job, son." I've been here for ten years. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/05/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( office starter job dad )

At work today, the frayed part of my skirt started coming undone. So annoying! Naturally, I pulled on it to try and fix it and split the skirt. I told my boss I needed to go home to fix it. He gave me a stapler. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/03/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( skirt fray stapler )

At work today, we were all called around the mega-computer of my boss. Oh joy. Turns out he had a video to show us- his kid, on Youtube, playing a pop song. It would have been cool. But the kid was a boy. And the song was "Hit Me Baby One More Time." I'm dumbemployed.

by stonehead118 on 12/02/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (11) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( britney youtube kids )

At work today, the ventilation shaft was making a whirring noise. My boss wanted to fix it himself in order to save money. As he climbed up, he fell about fifteen feet to the ground. Now he's spending about 1500 at the hospital. Some money saving strategy. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/30/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( ventilation climbing injuries )

At work today, I stumbled into work at about 9. I have a really bad cold. Of course, my boss immediately chewed me out. I told him I was sick. He said that only women and children got sick, but true men didn't. Uh, I'm a woman. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/30/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( cold women children )

At work today, my manager said he had to go to the city in order to meet with somebody. Well, he came back five hours later with a sunburn, a White Sox hat on, and a grin on his face. Something tells me he didn't go to that meeting. Nobody brought it up. I'm dumbemployed.

by quente_fonte on 11/27/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( baseball white sox sunburn )
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