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At work today, as a gimmick, I had an image of the "Blue Screen of Death" as my desktop background. As my computer started up, my boss saw it and freaked out, thinking it was the real deal and, in his panic, yanked the power cord out of the computer, damaging the power source. I'm dumbemployed.

by officemonkey on 10/21/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( blue screen of death computer unplugged )

At work today, I opened the blinds only to find that it was a cloudy day outside. Bummer. When I turned back to my desk, my boss said that I'd been wasting "valuable company time." He was actually serious. I'm actually depressed. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/20/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( blinds company time depressing )

At work today, I was taking a three minute coffee break when my boss came by looking steamed. "Don't go to Starbucks next time." That was weird. I just had water in my hands. He was still mad at me. Then he got fancy coffee somewhere else. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/18/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( construction starburks coffee )

At work today, I was on a flight going to Paris. My supervisor asked me to push the beverage card. Then she came up in the opposite direction with hers. Good thing she's not an air traffic controller. We hit each other. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/18/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( flight paris stewardess )

At work today, I smelled gas from somewhere inside the building. Worried it was a leak, I immediately told my boss. After the flatulence jokes, he told me he was actually trying to build a grill in the kitchen. I thought it was another joke. Then I checked and saw it was true. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/16/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( grill gas kitchen )

At work today, there was a huge traffic jam outside our building and horns were honking furiously. My boss looked red in the face. Then he reached beneath the register, got a bat, and ran outside to yell at the cars. I guess it wasn't too scary- they kept on honking. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/13/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( traffic honking bat )

At work today, the hope was that we'd redecorate the hallway with pictures from our summer school students. As we were taping up pictures, the principal walked down our hallway. "That's interesting," he said, "but I'm not sure if that use of tape is really approved." I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/13/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( tape pictures summer school )

At work today, I heard this terrible whistling electronic noise coming from the other side of the office. I crossed to investigate because it was really annoying. Turns out my boss was trying to get the radio to work. Apparently, he doesn't know how AM and FM work. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/11/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( noise screeching radio )

At work today, my boss decided to send me to the market to get treats for our office. It's a fresh foods market, so I naturally got fruit, veggies, peanut butter, etc. When I came back, he was livid. I guess he wanted me to get candy from the vending machine. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/11/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( market fruit vending )

At work today, one of my coworkers, this fat girl, was whining about her hours. The manager walked by and heard her. First, he berated her for her weight. Then he gave her more work. Heck, the girl annoys me, but she didn't deserve that. I was too scared to speak up though. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/08/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( fat hours jerks )

At work today, I was editing a video for my boss. He saw a rough cut and asked if I cut make it "more like Tarantino." It's an employee safety video, boss. Tarantino might not be the most responsible choice. I'm dumbemployed.

by el_pandora on 10/08/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( editing video tarantino )

At work today, my boss decided that we'd have a workshop on "positive hypnosis." Yep, you read right. Except my boss was too cheap to hire a hypnotist, so he did it himself. I was certainly feeling very sleepy. I'm dumbemployed.

by madonnanovae on 10/04/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( hypnosis workshop sleepy )
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