Register | About | RSS RSS | Login

Bosses

At work today, we had a training meeting for new employees. It was fine. We learned the basics of customer service. But I'd like to use this opportunity to inform my boss- asking a customer's gender is not sexual harassment. I'm dumbemployed.

by slagroom on 02/21/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( training sexual harassment customer service )

At work today, I think my boss finally realized that morale is pretty low because of the recession. He could change our policies, our pay, or our approach to team building. Instead, he decided to buy us candy for one day. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/21/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( morale candy team )

At work today, we installed a new security camera system in the building. It looks like we needed it. We didn't catch any criminals or anything like that. But we did see the CEO hooking up with a prostitute in the parking lot. I'm dumbemployed.

by oakenthrone on 02/19/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (10) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( security camera ceo prostitute )

At work today, our boss announced that he wanted to start a work book club. OK, whatever- it's worth a try. Then we found out the first selection. Sir, Dr. Seuss is not appropriate for adults. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/18/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( book club selection dr. seuss )

At work today, I needed to translate an instruction manual from English to Spanish. Fun! My boss came over to my desk and looked at it. "Me Habla Spanish," he said and winked at me. No, sir, you don't habla. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/16/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (12) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( english spanish translate )

At work today, my boss announced he was establishing a company gym membership plan. At first, I was really excited. Then I saw the gym. It was an exclusive boxing training area. My boss boxes. Nobody else does. It's great for him, I guess. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/16/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (12) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( gym boxing training )

At work today, the boss decided to be nice and buy the staff some pizza for lunch. Great idea. Except I work in a kitchen. I'm dumbemployed.

by hbk134 on 02/14/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( pizza nice kitchen )

At work today, the main dining room was being repainted by a crew. I went inside with my boss. "Hmm," he growled, "this is more of a peach than the pink hue I wanted." The walls looked green. Remind me not to eat his peaches. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/13/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( dining room peaches green )

At work today, my boss called me into his office. Lately, we've had a lot of layoffs in the department. He kept me on pins and needles for twenty minutes. I didn't get fired. Just a 5% paycut. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/13/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( office layoffs 5% )

At work today, my eye was a little red because of some trouble with my contact lenses. I figured it would eventually get better as the day went on. I was wrong. Midday, my boss said that pinkeye wasn't so bad. After all, he told me, he'd had scabies. I'm dumbemployed.

by mad_at_today on 02/11/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( red eye contacts pinkeye )

At work today, my boss came back from a two week vacation to the south of France. Naturally, he spent the whole day complaining: about the people, the wine, the food, and the flight. I listened to it. I took my last vacation to the Jersey shore. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/10/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( france jersey shore vacation )

At work today, we were all hoping for a reprieve from a busy breakfast. We were denied. I must have had 8 full tables of customers. Later, I caught the owner complaining. "Am I supposed to take this money to the bank now?" he said. I still make minimum wage. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/08/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( minimum wage reprieve tables )
Username:

Password:

Remember: