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At work today, our landlord stopped by our shop. It's a recession, so he's trying to unload the place. Our old rent? $2,000. New rent? $7000. Some "rise in value." I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/16/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( landlord shop recession )

At work today, I played basketball with my boss. Fun. Anyway, I took it easy but still won by two. Now I'm almost sure I'll be demoted. I'm dumbemployed.

by iamabuckeye on 10/15/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (10) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( basketball won demotion )

At work today, I was telling my therapist about my boss. My therapist said that my boss is an abusive match for my father. Well, thanks Doc- I can't wait to go to work again. I'm dumbemployed.

by lamda_hh on 10/14/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (10) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( therapy therapist psychiatrist )

At work today, my supervisor showed me how to make a cheeseburger "correctly." Only afterward did he realize that he'd forgotten the plastic gloves. So his was worse looking and unsanitary. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/12/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( cheeseburger plastic gloves )

At work today, my boss decided to assess our "strengths and weaknesses." My greatest strength? My ability to refill the soda machine. My greatest weakness? My ability to take free drinks from it. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/11/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( strengths weaknesses vending )

At work today, I saw an interested potential partner. I told my boss eagerly and he grunted. "So," he said. "I collated my files today." OK. I'm proud of you too, sir. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/10/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( partner boss grunting )

At work today, my boss was raging against healthcare reform. I stayed out of it, until he claimed that Obama was going to ban stethoscopes. What? I'm dumbemployed.

by kafeon on 10/09/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (10) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( healthcare rage stethoscopes )

At work today, I got the honor of driving from my parents' home to work- a two hour commute. When I arrived, I found an email from my boss. "Feel free to take today off." A little late. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/08/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( driving parents commute )

At work today, I've been trying to quit smoking. Needless to say, I've been a little jittery. Is it bad that I screamed at my boss to "suck a lemon"? Except with more cursing? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/06/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( smoking quitting yelling )

At work today, my supervisor came into the kitchen to talk about the movie "The Wrestler." His big complaint? "Not violent enough." I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/05/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( the wrestler wrestling movie )

At work today, I requested three things: a raise, a week off, and a promotion. My boss game me one of them- a week off. My only vacation days for the year. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/04/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( raise vacation two week )

At work today, my boss and I met a new client at a restaurant. We sat down and my boss talked about marathon running nonstop. Then, of course, we realized that the guy was on crutches. Nice work, chief. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/03/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( crutches running legs )
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