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At work today, my manager asked me to leave a few minutes for cleaning up in back. It's like the Augean stables and I got about 120 seconds to do it. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/12/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( cleaning augean stables cleaning )

At work today, my supervisor proclaimed he had great pictures from the weekend. I asked him to show me. He did. He's 300 pounds. The pictures were from a hula hoop contest. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/11/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( supervisor hula hoop overweight )

At work today, my boss requested I write him a dinner toast. I wrote one about our new product. He sent it back to me with a note. "The toast was supposed to be for my niece's engagement." The niece I've never met, of course. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/10/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (10) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( dinner toast niece )

At work today, my supervisor claimed that I was scheduled for 3. I literally pointed to the schedule that said 4. "I make the schedule," he said, "so I'm right." I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/08/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( supervisor schedule pointed )

At work today, my boss asked me to help a hotel guest find his room. Only twenty minutes later did we figure out he hadn't checked in yet. I'm dumbemployed.

by madhattershou on 12/07/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( hotel guest check in )

At work today, I shared a secret with my boss. His response. "Everyone," he shouts, "attention. Jeremy is leaving us next week to go to a different job." So my next week should be a blast. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/06/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses

At work today, my boss went on vacation to Hawaii. I assumed he'd be off the grid. "I have wi-fi in the plane," he emailed me. "Now get back to work." I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/05/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( vacation hawaii email )

At work today, I showed up exhausted after a long (fun) night with my boyfriend. My boss asked why I was tired. "Too much exercise," I said, tongue in cheek. "Oh really," he replied. "I do that too, by myself, every morning." I burst out laughing. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/03/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( exercise sex boyfriend )

At work today, I had an epiphany- I've become the type of person who laughs at his boss's jokes just to try and make him like me. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/02/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( epiphany jokes laughing )

At work today, I started my job as a organist at a small church. Now I'm realizing the biggest problem- how can I complain about my job when my boss is a pastor? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/01/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( organist church pastor )

At work today, I felt like a declassified secret agent. Why? My boss released me to talk to the press. Of course, I work at a Burger King, so I don't know what that even means. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/30/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( secret agent declassifed press )

At work today, my immediate superior asked me to voluntarily transfer to our Vancouver office from Toronto. If I don't "volunteer," I get laid off. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/28/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( transfer volunteer voluntary layoff )
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