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At work today, someone asked me how much a FIVE DOLLAR fill up box is. I am surrounded by dumb customers. I'm dumbemployed.

by AllieOnly on 10/22/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( five dollar fill up dumb )

At work today, we needed to find somebody to speak Spanish to a delivery guy who was in Guatemala. The guy needed directions. We used a translation service to help him. And we apparently sent him 30 miles from any city in the country. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/22/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( guatemala spanish directions )

At work today, my coworker decided that he'd impress everyone with his sideburns. It would have worked if he'd grown anything more impressive than peach fuzz. He made me touch them. Seriously. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/22/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( coworkers sideburns peach fuzz )

At work today, some lady called and asked me to look for her long lost friend and gave me their information. Then I asked her when the person she was looking for attended the university I work for. "Never," she said. She thought she was calling Classmates.com. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/22/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( long lost friend classmates.com mistakes )

At work today, as a gimmick, I had an image of the "Blue Screen of Death" as my desktop background. As my computer started up, my boss saw it and freaked out, thinking it was the real deal and, in his panic, yanked the power cord out of the computer, damaging the power source. I'm dumbemployed.

by officemonkey on 10/21/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( blue screen of death computer unplugged )

At work today, we had everyone sit in benches to be served. It's the usual. One guy demanded a chair and, like usual, we caved. Once he got the chair though, he said he felt "lonely" and sat back on the bench again. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/21/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( benches chair lonely )

At work today, I was forced to do jury duty. So I guess that the witnesses are my customers. Well, one of them had to have the oath repeated to them three times. She couldn't remember a single sentence without help. I'm dumbemployed.

by ub7com_friender on 10/21/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( jury duty witnesses oath )

At work today, somebody reported that there was a break in at our building at work. We were all pretty scared when we saw how messed up it all was. But the real culprit? Not a robber. It was a cat somebody had brought to work. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/21/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( break in cat mess )

At work today, I opened the blinds only to find that it was a cloudy day outside. Bummer. When I turned back to my desk, my boss said that I'd been wasting "valuable company time." He was actually serious. I'm actually depressed. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/20/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( blinds company time depressing )

At work today, the mailman was loitering outside our building for a while. He wasn't smoking or resting. Turns out he was examining a butterfly for 20 minutes. Through rain, sleet, and snow they deliver. But butterflies are another matter. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/20/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( mailman butterflies loitering )

At work today, I was delivering pizzas as usual. The drag was that I had to use a bicycle instead of my beat up car. I got honked at twice for the way I was holding the pizza. Then somebody pulled up beside me and asked for a slice. That's not how it works. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/20/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( pizza delivery bicyclists )

At work today, I was refreshing my stock portfolio instead of working. Typical. And, of course, it wasn't going very well. By the time the markets closed, I realized I hadn't done any work. Great. Now I'm doing overtime as my stocks crash. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/20/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( stock refreshing crash )
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