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At work today, we required everyone in the building to get frisked by security. That would be a good idea. But I work in a senior citizens' center. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/22/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( security frisked senior citizens )

At work today, a research firm toured our building to write a report about it. Only afterwards did our tour guide realize she forgot an entire floor. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/22/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( research tour floor )

At work today, I ran a ferris wheel. I'm supposed to warn all the kids not to rock in the ferris wheel cars. However, usually the parents need it more. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/22/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( ferris wheel rock cars )

At work today, my male supervisor smelled surprisingly...floral. Later, I saw him at his locker. Looks like he doesn't know the difference between cologne and perfume. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/22/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( floral cologne perfume )

At work today, the final shoe dropped. We aren't supposed to talk to coworkers on the line. Now, we aren't even supposed to look at other humans. I am literally a robot now. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/21/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (10) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( final shoe looking talking )

At work today, I left work early to pick up my son from soccer practice. I ducked out the door, ran, and sped to practice. Then I got there and found they were doing drills to keep them half an hour late. Glad I avoided my boss for that. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/21/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( soccer practice drills )

At work today, I was staffed to fold clothes. The weird thing is that I was folding our "naturally rumpled" line of clothing. So I was making intentionally wrinkled clothes neat. I'm dumbemployed.

by sweetlykhoney06 on 09/21/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( clothes folding wrinkled )

At work today, I took tickets on the train. One customer asked what would happen if he didn't have a ticket. I told him I'd throw him off. He grimaced. "I really should have gotten one of those things." I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/21/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( tickets train stowaway )

At work today, my boss told us his role model is Warren Buffett. That's great, bud. But you manage a TCBY. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/20/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( tcby buffett role model )

At work today, I got my shoes shined before work by Ol' Pete. The only problem? Ol' Pete apparently uses spit instead of shoe polish. And he chews tobacoo. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/20/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( shoes shine chewing tobacco )

At work today, we had a mandated "funstorming" session. It would have been fun, if we weren't "funstorming" about new accounting techniques for 2 hours. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/20/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( funstorming brainstorming accountants )

At work today, I was daydreaming when a customer popped up next to me. He wanted to know the price of milk. I work at a liquor store. The only milk we have is Kahlua. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/20/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( milk kahlua daydreaming )
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