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At work today, I was chatting up a little hottie who came in the drug store. I asked her where she went to college. "I'm going to University of Iowa," she said. "Once I graduate high school, at least. In two years." I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/19/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( hottie drug store high schoolers )

At work today, I canceled all of the appointments for the dentist I work for. He's very very busy. See, his golf game needs a lot of work. And summer's almost over. So much for your root canals. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/19/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( dentist golf root canal )

At work today, the roads were clogged with ugly traffic. Cars spewing gas. I was with my boss going to a job site. His observation? "Just imagine how many Milfs are on this road right now." I'm a single mom. I was frightened. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/19/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( milf single mom traffic )

At work today, my boss was going on and on about playing "Rock Band" and how fun it was. I asked him his high score. He shook his head gently. "Jake, I do it for the music." I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/19/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( music rock band high score )

At work today, I bought a few new stamps for office mail consumption. Lickless of course. After buying them, I realized I may not have made the most professional choice. Who knew they made "KISS" Stamps? So much for no tongue. I'm dumbemployed.

by jellolicious on 04/18/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( kiss stamps tongue )

At work today, the stars were twinkling during the last night at the drive in. And I am working the snack area. My hands are permanently coated with canola oil. I look forward to seeing the night air. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/18/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( twinkling stars canola )

At work today, I smashed my glasses in the middle of a shift. The glass was fine but the frames were ruined. My supervisor didn't want me to go home. Instead, I got to slap tape on and finish. For 8 more hours. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/18/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( glasses broken frames )

At work today, we were required to identify everybody who purchased alcohol. Not young looking people. Everybody. Some new owner's rule. I had to ID three 60 year old women. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/18/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( alcohol id 60 )

At work today, I saw a billboard promoting our business. That's pretty cool, I guess. But our owner loves his folksy image. Did he really have to say "We Sell Good"? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/17/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( billboard selling good )

At work today, I ran a beer tasting for a group of post-grads. They were pretty orderly, except for one. He started seeing if he could shotgun beers. The beers were all bottled. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/17/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( post-grads beer bottle )

At work today, I was cleaning pools- hopefully summer ends soon. I found a pile of leaves in the middle of the pool. No big deal. Then I saw that it was covering up a dead squirrel. I fished it out. I'm dumbemployed.

by madmadman01 on 04/17/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( cleaning pools dead squirrels )

At work today, I got a letter back that I had sent to a company called Shirt Incorporated. I guess I made a typo. I left out the first R. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/17/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( shirt shit typo )
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