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At work today, I took a lunch break to have soup. The microwave was broken. Have you had cold chicken noodle? It's not good. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/23/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( soup microwave broken )

At work today, I pushed a client to upgrade his gutter cleaning service. Gutter cleaning services are my job. That's all. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/22/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( gutters gutter cleaning service )

At work today, I found out I'm being moved to a different department, because someone else "earned my position". I've been working at the position for a year. The guy who got my job has it because he was demoted from his last one. I'm dumbemployed.

by YeOldeScribe on 08/22/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( department position )

At work today, I found out our company is hiring a supervisor because of his new, money-making idea. I submitted the same idea but was told it wasn't profitable. That was a year ago. I'm dumbemployed.

by YeOldeScribe on 08/22/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( supervisor money profitable )

At work today, my boss sold girl scout cookies in the office. Only later on did I remember he doesn't have a daughter. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/22/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( girl scouts cookies daughter )

At work today, I shifted responsibility from myself to an intern. Turns out making coffee is harder than I thought- there were grounds in my boss's coffee as a result. I'm dumbemployed.

by tbbt_daily on 08/21/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( coffee grounds intern )

At work today, I catalogued all the sales figures in our database. Turns out that we've sold less than I made last year. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/21/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( sales figures catalogs )

At work today, I made an ice cream date with my girlfriend for 3PM. It's my "coffee break." When I got back, nobody noticed I'd been gone. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/21/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( 3pm coffee break notice )

At work today, I sold chocolate chip strawberry fudge ice cream to a customer. Oh, but he had low fat ice cream, of course. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/21/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( ice cream fat low fat )

At work today, my boss started informing us about the health care bill. It turns out he knows even less about it than us. And he provides our healthcare. I'm dumbemployed.

by madnessbytes on 08/20/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( healthcare bill number )

At work today, I shelled peanuts for my job. I am literally doing monkey work. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/20/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( peanuts shelled monkey work )

At work today, I took out the garbage but forgot new garbage bags. Guess who had to clean out the mess later? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/20/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( garbage garbage bags mess )
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