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At work today, I checked out a middle aged man who was about 5’3. At first, he seemed very bashful, and I thought he was just shy because he was so small. Then I looked and saw what he was buying. Condoms. Magnum condoms. He smiled when I looked up. I’m dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/25/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( middle aged condoms magnum )

At work today, while doing body measurements, I was told to lie to customers if they had gained inches on their waist, and just write down the previous number. So how will they know there's something wrong with their fitness program if we don't tell them? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/25/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (17) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb

At work today, my boss decided that our daycare center would become the first to let the kids determine when they took their naps. Yeah, that was a great idea. We had children bouncing off the walls the entire time. At least they were tired for the parents. I’m dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/25/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( daycare children parents )

At work today, I saw one of the worst electrical installations I’ve ever seen. Wires were all crossed, there were a million tangles, etc. I asked who had done the work. “Someone very good,” the woman said. They had their vet install their electrical wiring. I’m dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/25/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( electrical installations tangles veterinarian )

At work today, we were putting together the finishing touches on an analysis of a soon to be bankrupt financial firm. It was an OK case study, but had taken way too long. Then my coworker turned on MSNBC. Guess which company’s getting a bailout? We have to redo the entire paper. I’m dumbemployed.

by mad_strawberry on 02/24/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( banks analysis msnbc )

At work today, I had to rush to school right after my shift ended. Then I realized I’d left my keys and ID card inside. The security guard didn’t recognize me, so I spent twenty minutes arguing that I actually worked here. Of course, I missed my class. I’m dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/24/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( school security guard arguing )

At work today, I met a couple of people who wanted to get Vegemite for their food. Our restaurant is in South Dakota, and they were from Australia. One of them grinned without teeth and said they wanted to try the Dakotas’ cuisine. I don’t think even Vegemite can fix our food. I’m dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/24/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( vegemite australian resident )

At work today, we had ESPN on the television the entire time. Our manager is a new guy who’s a friend of the owners. Basketball, baseball, football- it didn’t matter, he watched it all with the volume cranked. Oh, I forgot to mention that we work at a manicure shop. I’m dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/24/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( espn sports manicures )

At work today, I was supposed to chart weather patterns in southern California for the previous six months. It was a little dull after the fourth hour. Later, a coworker came over and revealed that I was supposed to be recording stats for northern California instead. I’m dumbemployed.

by sephkimara on 02/23/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( weather california statistics )

At work today, a guest came to the hotel desk asking for another copy of USA Today. I noticed he already had one in his hand. Trying to be nice, I asked him why he might want another paper. He leaned in and whispered with bad breath. “Resale value, kid.” I’m dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/23/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( hotel newspaper resale value )

At work today, I was stuck collecting tickets on my train. Most people have no idea they are supposed to sign the ticket if they use a credit card. But some people don’t even realize they have to keep the ticket. I had to kick off two people from my train. I’m dumbemployed.

by kaffin8dhelpers on 02/23/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( train tickets credit card )

At work today, my boss finally returned from his trip to Thailand. We all knew what he went there for, but it was still a shock to see him in person. I think he looks good. Before he went to Thailand, his name had been Suzanne. We bought him a tie clip to welcome him back. I’m dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/23/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (10) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( thailand sex change tie clip )
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