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At work today, I had to call the receptionist three times asking if I had mail. The third time, she relented and told me I had it. A pink slip. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/25/16 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( receptionist mail pink slip )

At work today, I framed a commendation from the local newspaper. Only afterwards did I realize that there wasn't a single mention of our actual store in the paper. I'm dumbemployed.

by janisjoplin1966 on 09/24/16 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( commendation newspaper frames )

At work today, I was waiting a table and the sommelier kept jockeying for turf. It was like a battle against each other for space. Well, nobody won. Neither of us got a tip. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/24/16 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( table sommelier turf )

At work today, I got rid of the last leftover turkey from Thanksgiving. Yes, Thanksgiving. I don't know if it's weirder they bought the turkey or that they refused to tell me why they'd waited so long. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/24/16 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( thanksgiving turkey weird )

At work today, my boss and I met a new client at a restaurant. We sat down and my boss talked about marathon running nonstop. Then, of course, we realized that the guy was on crutches. Nice work, chief. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/24/16 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( crutches running legs )

At work today, a parade was going on outside the restaurant. At the end of the day, I checked the window. Somehow, there was a trombone imprint on the outside. I cleaned it as well as I could. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/23/16 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( parade trombone stain )

At work today, a coworker borrowed my pen. Three hours later, I'm still looking for it. His excuse? Busy work. Apparently, that's sodoku. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/23/16 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( pen sodoku excuse )

At work today, I went to pick up supplies at the store. The clerk told me they were in the garden store. Due to construction, I walked through a trailer, across boards to a parking lot, which I crossed in the rain- only to find out that the garden store is closed. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/23/16 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( garden store rain supplies )

At work today, I tackled the quarterly reports. They tackled back. Each time I tried to download the file, my computer crashed. Good stuff. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/23/16 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( quarterly report download file )

At work today, I was stocking my station for lunch. I go to check if I need bacon. I find the pan on the shelf wrapped in plastic wrap. It was completely empty except for the greasy paper towels. Who wraps a pan of greasy paper towels? I'm dumbemployed.

by hbk134 on 09/22/16 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( bacon towels grease )

At work today, my boss had me sit in on a hiring session. Turns out he has an unorthodox technique. It was like waterboarding but without the relief of water. I was silent. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/22/16 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( water waterboarding interviews )

At work today, I had a ten minute debate with a customer about pricing. He thought our 2.50 drink was a dollar. And apparently the menu didn't convince him otherwise. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/22/16 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( debate dollar 2.50 )
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