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At work today, a little boy asked me for a lollipop. Since I'm a dental receptionist, that's a no no. I told him we had Trident gum and gave him a pack. He looked at it, opened it, and ate a piece. Then he spit it right back at me and walked away. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/23/19 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( lollipop reception dentist )

At work today, I noticed that this real old guy was flirting with me when he gave me his gym membership card. I could see hair coming out his ears. Whatever. Later I get a call that the sauna is broken and go down there. Guess who is naked and only wearing a smile? I'm dumbemployed.

by st_virgo on 02/23/19 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( gym sauna naked )

At work today, my boss decided he would make the office more "efficient" by realigning the cubicles. He finished at 3PM, and it took about fifteen minutes for him to realize he'd set up a cubicle in front of the womens' bathroom. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/23/19 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( cubicles efficiency bathroom )

At work today, I was installing cable into a young woman's house. I finally went inside her place to hook up her TV when she opened the door. She let me in and I got started. Then I saw that the only furniture she had was a TV, a fold out chair, and a microwave on the floor. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/23/19 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( cable tv furniture )

At work today, we had a customer come in asking to have guards assigned to his boat in our marina. He was sweating and panicking. "I need to protect against pirates!" he yelled. Our marina is on Lake Michigan. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/22/19 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( boat marina pirates )

At work today, I finished installing a pool for a young couple. I told them I was done and they asked me when I'd be installing the hot tub. They hadn't ordered a hot tub, but they wanted it done today. I wish I could drink on the job. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/22/19 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( pool hot tub booze )

At work today, I was assigned to frost a cake for a couple getting married. It took four hours. I went to take a bathroom break and found that the owner's son had smashed his hand right into the middle of the cake. Did he get in trouble? No. But I get to make the cake again. I'm dumbemployed.

by lactaids on 02/22/19 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( cakes frosting bathroom )

At work today, I learned we're replacing all our hospital beds with new ones. The only problem is that nobody thought about what to do with the patients. So now we have 300 new hospital beds stacked in the stairwell. We don't know when they'll be moved. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/22/19 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( hospital patients beds )

At work today, I was told to clean the bottoms of all our tables. What a job. In addition to the usual pieces of gum stuck to the bottom, I also found some other stuff: a cable bill, a lollipop, and a receipt. And also a condom. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/21/19 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( gum tables restaurant )

At work today, I got a phone call. I telecommute, but I didn't recognize the number. I picked up and shouted "I don't need no telemarketing scumbags!" Someone breathed on the line. "Jenny," my boss said. "It's Tony. I'm calling from my cell phone." I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/21/19 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( teleconference teleconference cell phones )

At work today, I was super bored and decided to see how high I could stack business cards from the business card goldfish bowl. I pulled them out and saw the same card over and over- one guy had put fifty of his cards in the bowl. The prize? A single free jelly donut. I’m dumbemployed.

by jobnuta_myrosja on 02/21/19 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( business cards donuts goldfish bowl )

At work today, we started giving rock climbing classes to kids. At the end of a lesson, a parent walked up to me. "I want a refund." I asked her why. She pointed at the climbing wall. "These aren't even real rocks!" She was serious. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/21/19 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( rock climbing parents gym )
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