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At work today, the bubblegum I had in my mouth lost its flavor too quickly. I drew out the pack. It was given to me at a company picnic by one of the secretaries. Then I saw that the copyright was from 1999. They gave us 10 year old gum. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/12/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( bubblegum copyright old )

At work today, the postman paused for the longest time in front of my building. At first, I thought that something might be wrong. It turns out he was just resting. I needed the mail before work. But he rested too long to give it to me. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/12/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( postman mail resting )

At work today, I looked up the genealogy chart of an Italian senior citizen at our home. Apparently, he was a distant cousin of Mussolini. But that wasn't enough for this guy. He wanted me to track him back to the 1800s. I'm still researching. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/12/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( mussolini genealogy italian )

At work today, we had the knife sharpener come around to the restaurant. He had plenty of jokes about all the things he could cut. The worst one was his price. That he couldn't cut, no matter how sharp the knife was. I'm dumbemployed.

by quite_a_pistol on 12/12/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( knife sharpener prices )

At work today, I got on Google and searched for one of my coworkers. Turns out that he's had a few different jobs. One of them? He was a player in the XFL and his nickname was "ME BIG." I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/11/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( google xfl me big )

At work today, we had an after work basketball game. James, the biggest jerk in the office, constantly called fouls. The only weird thing is that he was worse at foul shots than anything else. He went 1/34 on the day. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/11/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( basketball fouls miss )

At work today, a Jewish customer came into the restaurant and asked if we had anything that was Kosher. My brother in law is Jewish, so I understand. But we are "Patty's Pork Place." I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/11/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( jewish kosher pork )

At work today, I had to talk to one of our tenants about his rent being late. Of course, the only time I see him is when he comes back from his "run." Judging by his shirtless physique, he doesn't run much. But I still had to spend ten minutes talking to his chest hair. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/11/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( tenants rent shirtless )

At work today, my supervisor made me grab a beer with him. He said it was the manly thing to do. Well, I agreed and got a really dark beer. My boss? A Sex on the Beach. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/10/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( sex on the beach beer girly )

At work today, my boss wanted some extra boxes to pack up our office supplies. Well, instead of buying some, he decided to borrow mine. Of course, it took him 20 minutes to take them apart and put them together again. That's how valuable his time is. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/10/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( boxes office supplies time )

At work today, I noticed that I was speaking with a weird echo to my voice. It turns out that one of our temps had accidentally turned the microphones on some of our computers. We noticed because of the feedback. I'm dumbemployed.

by dancingmadly on 12/10/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( feedback microphones temp )

At work today, I decided I'm finally going to migrate south and live in Georgia. I told my boss and remembered afterwards that he was from Russia. He thought I was moving to Europe. I didn't correct him. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/10/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( russia georgia south )
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