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At work today, my coworker and I got really excited because we found a drive in movie theatre! We went after work and brought tons of candy. Then, this guy shows up outside our window- the creepiest customer at the salon. He wanted candy. We gave it to him so he'd leave. I'm dumbemployed.

by madeleine_york on 11/22/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (0) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( drive in movie candy creepy )

At work today, we discovered a gun somewhere in the building. Of course, in our building, guns are strictly prohibited for anybody to use. Guess where they found it? Inside my boss's desk. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/22/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( gun desk hidden )

At work today, my boss was trying to entice us to come over for his housewarming party. Uh, I don't know. He said he'd sweeten the deal by letting us use his hot tub. I had to remind him that it's summer. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/22/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (0) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( hot tub housewarming summer )

At work today, I left the office late and got to the parking lot. My car? Gone. In its place was a hubcap and a note. "Sorry," it said. "Had to take this." I walked home. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/22/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (0) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( car late stolen )

At work today, my voice started cracking. I tried everything I could do to fix it, but nothing worked. Finally, I guzzled green tea. The result? I had to pee a lot more. I'm dumbemployed.

by quikslvrry on 11/21/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (0) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( voice pee cracking )

At work today, my parents came into work. Everybody knew that they were going to come in. Maybe that's the reason I got double the workload than normal. Mom and dad got to watch me file spreadsheets all day. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/21/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( parents spreadsheets workload )

At work today, I was stuck on the "shoveling shift." Guess where? I work at a stable four blocks west of Central Park. I live in the most crowded city in the United States, and my job is shoveling horse manure. A lot of it. It's the busy season. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/21/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( shoveling manure horses )

At work today, my boss was talking about "Entourage" and saying his group of friends was just like the group on the show. "Take me for example," he said. "I'm Vince." I've seen the television show. Trust me boss. You're Turtle. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/21/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( entourage vince turtle )

At work today, the phone kept on ringing non stop. So annoying! I asked the receptionist why she didn't answer. She kept filing her nails and told me that she would answer it, but talking to people was just so annoying. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/20/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( phone receptionist ringing )

At work today, we got a couch in the office. Nice! I was working on my laptop when a customer sat beside me and started eating potato chips. When he left, the entire couch was covered in them. I just brushed them under the cushion. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/20/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( couch potato chips mess )

At work today, one of my clients wanted me to change the strategy on our case. I can't go into what it is. But it's stupid. I told him I'm the lawyer. He told me he's the judge. No he's not. He's a hick who got a freak injury. I'm dumbemployed.

by radnafub on 11/20/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( strategy judge lawyer )

At work today, I had grapes for the first time in forever. Hurray! Anyway, my boss walked down by my desk and was very impressed. He asked me to throw one into his mouth. I laughed and obliged. He started choking. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/20/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( grapes choking pop )
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