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At work today, I was grading papers for my fifth grade students' spelling tests. My favorite? The word I called out was "amateur." His answer for that one? "Please forgive me." I'm dumbemployed.

by quesse222 on 01/16/19 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( amateur spelling fifth grade )

At work today, I stayed in the office late to finish up a worksheet (yes, I know that sounds like a 7th grade homework assignment). When I was done, I realized that all the automatic lights in the office had shut off. The sensors didn't know I was alive. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/16/19 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( worksheet sensors lights )

At work today, I was really sore from a soccer game the night before. I stretched in between serving customers. As I touched my toes, my coworker snuck behind me. "Let's see if we can do that together." Yuck. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/16/19 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( coworker soccer stretching )

At work today, there were about thirteen people milling around the store. I watched each one of them as they went out the door, purchasing nothing. Finally, one came to my counter. "Yeah," he said. "I need to talk to you about a refund." I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/16/19 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( refund store empty )

At work today, my coworker Jan told me that my boss speaks French. I'm originally from Belgium. So I went up to my boss and said, "Bonjour, parlez-vous Francais?" He stared at me. "Who the hell are you?" Thanks Jan. I'm dumbemployed.

by wamdam on 01/15/19 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( french belgium stared )

At work today, I was browsing movie listings on my computer, hoping for an escape. My coworker snuck up next to me and smiled. "We can watch a movie at my place," he said. That's the first conversation we've ever had. I almost ran away. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/15/19 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( movies movie tickets creepy )

At work today, I got 300 new envelopes for a mailing I have to do. I specifically asked for self stick. Instead, the supplies guy handed me an envelope sponge and a note. "These are self stick," he said. "Stick them. Yourself." I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/15/19 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( envelopes stick sponge )

At work today, I seriously believed that I could get someone to cover my Thursday afternoon shift. The store is slow that day and the work is easy. The only problem? I don't think anyone really...likes me. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/15/19 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( thursday schedule shift )

At work today, I gave a little mini-tour of our cake shop to a customer. He pointed to a wedding cake and asked if he could get the male figurine. "Well," I said, "I can get you both if you have a wedding." He shook his head. "Just get me the man. The beautiful, tiny man." I'm dumbemployed.

by saistmoi on 01/14/19 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( wedding cake figurine )

At work today, my boss showed me how to make a "real hot dog." He slathered on lettuce, mayonnaise, mustard, and tomatoes and then served it to a customer. I asked what he thought about it. "I think I prefer fake hot dogs," he said. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/14/19 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( hot dogs toppings serving )

At work today, I offered to replace the milk bag (at restaurants, milk comes in a bag). What I didn't realize was that it was right next to the knives. Have you ever speared a milk bag? I feel like I killed a cow. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/14/19 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( milk milk bags restaurant )

At work today, I took on a new project of watching my coworker's mouse clicks. I decided to count them all. Through that, I discovered that somebody isn't doing much work. The entire day, he only clicked 12 times. Either I can't count or somebody is sleeping on the job. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/14/19 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( mouse click counting )
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