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At work today, I served a group of 5 teens. They quizzed me about my life. At first I thought they were envious. Then I realized they were making fun of me. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/12/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( teens waiter mean )

At work today, I took in a detergent coupon. My supervisor talked about it to me later. It only saved 80 cents- but I got reamed for an hour because it was fake. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/12/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( detergent coupon reamed )

At work today, I gave a close friend my business card. He said it felt like toilet paper. Sadly, I agree. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/12/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( business cards toilet paper sad )

At work today, I called an old employer and asked him to be my buddy on "Linked In." He said sure. Then he asked what my name was. I'm dumbemployed.

by femmegurl34 on 11/12/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( linked in employer name )

At work today, I took a bit of a long lunch. When I came back, I thought the office was empty. It turns out that they were actually having the year's most important meeting. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/11/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (11) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( lunch office meeting )

At work today, I gave a customer a to go box for their Chinese Food. They also wanted a glass of water- to go. Does anyone do that? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/11/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( to go box chinese )

At work today, I shared a dirty joke with my boss. He laughed while he was next to me. After that, he wrote me up. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/11/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( dirty joke laughing wrote up )

At work today, my business partner revealed he's taken a job in New York. He wasn't going to tell me until I found the airplane tickets on my credit card statement. Yikes. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/11/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( business partner new york job )

At work today, I examined my paycheck. You know those extra hours I worked? My punch card didn't. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/10/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( paycheck hours punch card )

At work today, my coworker asked me a favor- that I cover for him. I'd do it for an hour. He wanted me to do it for a week. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/10/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( coworker cover week )

At work today, I wwas collecting movie tickets. Fun. I saw at least twelve kids sneak into R rated movies. Technically, I'm supposed to enforce the rules, but I don't get paid enough. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/10/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( movie tickets fun ratings )

At work today, my boss claimed he was building a "solarium" in his house. We asked him what it was. Of course, he couldn't explain it. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/10/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( solarium ask house )
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