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At work today, I biked to work again today. I showed up sweaty but was sent to the front of the store before I could change. A customer looked shocked. "Are you having a heart attack?" he asked. I said yes just so that I could change. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/15/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( bike store heart attack )

At work today, the garbage truck pulled in a little too far- it hit the front door of our restaurant. My boss went yelling outside. The stupid thing was that he didn't wait for the truck to back away. We had a half ton of garbage dumped on our sidewalk. I'm dumbemployed.

by hagio_project on 01/15/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( garbage truck yelling sidewalk )

At work today, I was sorting through submissions for a contest our business is having. We used business cards as entries. You'd think that business people would be more dignified. You'd be wrong. Some of them stuffed over 50 business cards in the fish bowl. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/15/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( contest business cards fish bowl )

At work today, I came back from a pizza delivery to find that a customer had complained I was late. I'd shown up fifteen minutes early! I tried to protest, but my boss said the customer is always right. Later, I found out he still hadn't given the customer a refund. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/15/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( pizza delivery late )

At work today, I booked a business trip to Paris. Yes! Though it turns out, I'll be in rural France almost the entire time. My time in the spirit of lights? 3 hours or less- most of it in the airport. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/14/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( paris business trip 3 hours )

At work today, I ran into an old guy from college. In school he was one of the least ambitious, least successful people I'd ever met. I picked him up drunk from an alleyway. And now he's my boss. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/14/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( college unambitious ambitious )

At work today, some beautiful women came into the office. I am a guy receptionist- a rare and sad breed. And easily persuaded. One of them managed to trick me into letting her shift an appointment a half hour later- during which I just stared. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/14/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( receptionist beautiful woman appointments )

At work today, my shoes came untied a few times while I was on the floor. That's a no-no- it makes us look unprofessional for cars. As punishment, my shift supervisor made me stay thirty extra minutes and practice tying my shoes. The sad part is that it helped. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/14/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( shoes punishment tying )

At work today, I tried to keep cool despite the idiots around me. It didn't work. I admit that I had a bit of a temper problem. Apparently, they'll fix the wall I hit tomorrow. I'm dumbemployed.

by inaduong on 01/13/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( temper wall hitting )

At work today, they had me prepping salads for meals. Kind of beneath my level, but whatever- I'll cooperate. I got notes back on the first salad though. Apparently, I hadn't "pampered" the tomatoes enough. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/13/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( salads tomatoes notes )

At work today, I was working the tobacco aisle. One of the guys who came by was about 39. He asked for a pack of cigarettes and matches. We don't have matches, but we have lighters. "I can't do that," he said. "I'll get in trouble with my wife." I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/13/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( tobacco matches lighter )

At work today, I was selling a drum set to an eight year old and his dad. The eight year old was real excited, but the dad was skeptical. "I'm a little concerned," he said, "that the drums will be loud." Sir, they're drums. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/13/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( drums loud concerned )
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