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Overtime

At work today, we were out of printer paper and needed to replace it with something cheaper. I swear the stuff we got is worse than tissue paper. If I wanted to use toilet paper, I'd go to the bathroom. Though I guess considering what we put on the paper, it's not that different. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/23/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( printer paper toilet paper crap )

At work today, I managed to spill Diet Coke on every key of my keyboard. My replacement? A typewriter. I thought I had carpal tunnel syndrome before, but that was nothing. My hands feel like they've been broken. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/23/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( diet coke keyboard typewriter )

At work today, I was refreshing my stock portfolio instead of working. Typical. And, of course, it wasn't going very well. By the time the markets closed, I realized I hadn't done any work. Great. Now I'm doing overtime as my stocks crash. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/20/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( stock refreshing crash )

At work today, they had us tagging a bunch of museum artifacts. It was dorkfest, but pretty fun. Turns out though that there's a rule to the tags. You have to put them on right side up. I have to redo 1,100 stamps now. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/19/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( tags museum stamps )

At work today, the cash registers were all busted. Typical. We were forced to do all our calculations with a calculator. My calculator had a "2" button that didn't work. That's bad, but not impossible. Oh, the "+" didn't work either. That's a bit tougher. I'm dumbemployed.

by simplycourt on 10/17/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( calculator cash register plus )

At work today, we were restocking suntan lotion. Naturally, we were doing it in a special "summer themed" arrangement that was the shape of a wave. Not the best idea when you have a million bratty kids running around your store. I restacked it twice. The third time I gave up. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/17/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( suntan lotion arrangement kids )

At work today, my boss must have seen some dumb cop show. He told me to go undercover to see if anyone was shoplifting. Nobody was. I told him. "Who are you?" he said and winked. I think he thinks that's how undercover works. I'm still doing it. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/15/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( undercover shoplifter wink )

At work today, I lost my ID to get into the building. The guard and I say hi every day, but he claimed that he absolutely couldn't break protocol. I was stuck down there for a half hour verifying that I was who I claimed to be. The guard didn't apologize. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/12/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( id security guard lost )

At work today, we had a special at my theme park. If you brought a Coke can in, you could pay $5 admission. Not a good idea. I was stuck policing the lines and making sure that a riot didn't start. I can't say that I succeeded. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/12/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( theme park coke riots )

At work today, I was called up and told to show an electrician around 3 of our potential job trailer locations. Right after, I got another call to go pick up plans from City Hall, 35 miles away. When I was done with everything, I called my boss, and he answered with "What now?!" I'm dumbemployed.

by officemonkey on 10/10/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( jerks commuting trailer )

At work today, I got the largest section of tables at the restaurant. Eight tables. I'm good, but not that good. When it was all over, I didn't get any help restocking my section with sugar/ketchup/etc. Because I was last to leave, guess who got to help clean? I'm dumbemployed.

by yaoiloverz on 10/10/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( tables section restock )

At work today, I was stuck recoding our site due to a server upgrade. It's as dull as it sounds. At 11PM, still in the office, my boss called. He told me to hurry up and not be so lazy. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/09/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( server coding computer programmer )
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