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Overtime

At work today, I took my car on the ferry across the Missisippi (I live in New Orleans). Of course, the ferry broke down. Did my boss understand? Nope. But he did make me do overtime. I'm dumbemployed.

by jody_gage on 10/15/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( mississippi river ferry )

At work today, my coworker wanted me to "help out with some files." His translation of "help out" involves me doing all his work for him. I didn't disagree. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/14/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (10) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( files translation coworkers )

At work today, I stayed ten minutes late to finish mopping hallways. When I punched out, my manager was waiting to scold me about "abusing the overtime system." I'm dumbemployed.

by quinn_bee on 10/13/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( mopping hallways scolding )

At work today, we were dealing with frenzied holiday shoppers par usual. So far, the injury count includes two sprained ankles and a half-trampled child. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/12/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (10) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( holiday frenzied injuries )

At work today, I showed up with an unusual hangover. I'm allergic to cats and spent last night with one. I feel like death now and have 8 hours to go. I'm dumbemployed.

by nanomaya on 10/11/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( allergies cats hours )

At work today, I got to classify all of our products into two categories. Good and Bad. Guess which one was bigger? I'm dumbemployed.

by quincy_gami on 10/10/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( classifying good bad )

At work today, I wanted to impress my boss by staying late. I did- until 8PM. Then I remembered I'm an unpaid intern and 28 years old. Life is rough. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/09/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (10) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( intern late unpaid )

At work today, I got a new assignment to mail out 1,000 letters. They want me to use up all the left over 5 cent stamps to do it. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/07/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( stamps 5 cent mailing )

At work today, I spent about three hours monkeying with HTML code. My tech supervisor thought it would be "good for me." Well, I'm definitely a little more like him now: I've gone insane and hate the world. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/06/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( html tech supervisor insane )

At work today, the garbage guy complained we have too much trash. He'd be right if it weren't for the fact that half the garbage is thrown into our dumpster by our neighbors. We still get blamed. I'm dumbemployed.

by lacrima_anima on 10/05/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( garbage garbage truck neighbor )

At work today, I framed a commendation from the local newspaper. Only afterwards did I realize that there wasn't a single mention of our actual store in the paper. I'm dumbemployed.

by janisjoplin1966 on 10/03/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( commendation newspaper frames )

At work today, a coworker borrowed my pen. Three hours later, I'm still looking for it. His excuse? Busy work. Apparently, that's sodoku. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/02/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( pen sodoku excuse )
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