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At work today, I finished installing a pool for a young couple. I told them I was done and they asked me when I'd be installing the hot tub. They hadn't ordered a hot tub, but they wanted it done today. I wish I could drink on the job. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/22/19 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( pool hot tub booze )

At work today, I was assigned to frost a cake for a couple getting married. It took four hours. I went to take a bathroom break and found that the owner's son had smashed his hand right into the middle of the cake. Did he get in trouble? No. But I get to make the cake again. I'm dumbemployed.

by lactaids on 02/22/19 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( cakes frosting bathroom )

At work today, I was told that I should “rethink” my wardrobe because it was too dressy for casual day. I went home and came back. Then I was told I should “class it up a little.” I drove home again.  When I finally got back, I had to stay two hours late to catch up. I’m dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/18/19 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( wardrobe casual day hr )

At work today, I had to come in early. The waitress before me had to “pick up her child.” When I got off my shift that night, I was exhausted. I went to the bar next door. Guess who I saw? The waitress I’d covered for was having a body shot licked off her stomach. I’m dumbemployed.

by radner on 02/16/19 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( waitress shift body shots )

At work today, we all were stuck categorizing really old files. Some of them were so old they fell apart in our hands. I was handling one and dropped it. My coworker complained he inhaled asbestos because of it. He went home for the day- and I was stuck finishing the job. I’m dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/16/19 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( filing asbestos sick )

At work today, I was put in charge of reclassifying all of our corporate clients into our parent company's database. I was about to finish when I went to get a cup of coffee. Right when I came back, the power went off. Guess who didn't save their work? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/15/19 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( database coffee power )

At work today, I was blogging my final post (yes, I am a blogger. No, I'm not fat). Anyway, I finished up and, suddenly, CNN.com linked to my blog. I spent the rest of the night rebooting my crashed server. Hardly anybody even saw my post. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/15/19 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( blogging cnn crashed server )

At work today, my coworker came up to my cubicle angry. "Were you at work this weekend?" I told her I was, just to finish up some things. "That's not good," she said. I asked her why- she said it wasn't good because I needed to stay late tonight, too. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/14/19 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( cubicles weekend i don't get paid enough for this shizzle )

At work today, I was studying for the bar (yes, it is work). I thought that I’d done enough and turned to a person next to me who was studying too. I asked him when he’d gotten there. He said three. It was four PM. I laughed. Then he explained he meant three AM. I’m dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/13/19 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( studying law all nighter )

At work today, my boss wanted one of us to stay late to clean stables. When my coworker heard about it, he immediately said he couldn't stay late because of homework. He's 21 and not in college. But now I'm staying late to clean horse manure. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/11/19 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( horses stables horse manure is not good for you )

At work today, I tried to count the number of drunk people who came in wanting sub sandwiches. I lost count at fifteen, but the weird thing is that I think just as many were sober. From one AM to three AM. For me, that’s even weirder than getting a sub when you’re drunk. I’m dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/10/19 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( drunk sandwiches restaurant )

At work today, I did what I always do: I pasted TMZ articles into my copy of Excel, so it would look like I was working. Well, my team manager came over and saw it. Now I'm in charge of updating our Excel records for the year. Of course, I have no idea how to use Excel. I'm dumbemployed.

by ggzone on 02/09/19 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( tmz excel manager )
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