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At work today, I was playing piano in the mall. This is what I went to music school for. Anyway, I started taking requests in order to boost tips. I don't think I'll ever want to play the "Peanuts" song again. Ugh. I'm dumbemployed.

by scrumptious31 on 02/20/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( piano peanuts music )

At work today, my best friend and I were g-chatting on a few separate occasions. I ended up staying late for a conversation with my boss. Later, I looked at the g-chat logs. Apparently, I'd done over 1000 lines of g-chat nothingness. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/20/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( gchat friends conversation )

At work today, I spoke to our Chief Financial Officer, who is apparently eyeing a number of cuts in services. Like, you know how we get paid during lunch now. That's about to be a thing of the past. Hello 8.5 hour days. My life just got shorter. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/18/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( cfo lunch unpaid )

At work today, I was tasked with rewriting the employee guidebook on etiquette. It was an OK project, and a little interesting to try and make up the rules. Plus, the entire time, my cubicle mate was looking at online dating sites. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/17/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( online dating etiquette handbook )

At work today, I had to take a client out for not only dinner, but drinks as well. It was fine, but by the end of a second beet I was exhausted. Not the client. He's a forty something family man who insisted on doing body shots. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/15/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( dinner drinks body shots )

At work today, I managed to score a three hour layover in the Moscow airport. A lot of fun. I was having my third vodka when they announced they'd miscounted. Three hours turned into thirteen. Some business trip. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/15/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( moscow airport layover )

At work today, I went out to the restaurant to check the reservation count for tomorrow. I saw that it was 55 people. Not bad. Ten minutes later my boss comes up and tells me the count for tomorrow is 80. I'm dumbemployed.

by hbk134 on 02/14/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( restaurant busy reservation )

At work today, I had to drive through a pretty bad part of San Fran (It's called Oakland). I was almost home when I got stopped at a bad light. Two guys came up to me. Let's just say I ended up walking home. I'm dumbemployed.

by pacificpoet on 02/12/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( carjacked oakland driving )

At work today, after clearing off my tennis lessons for the day I decided to hit a few balls for practice. I turned on the machine and went for ten minutes. When I was finished, there was a line behind me of people who wanted to take lessons. I stayed another two hours. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/12/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( tennis lessons balls )

At work today, we had an afterwork party at a coworker's house. I attended for networking purposes. Not a great idea. They were playing "Rock Band" and refused to leave until I learned how to play. One problem: I'm colorblind. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/10/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (10) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( after work rock band colorblind )

At work today, I had to referee three soccer games. That's already bad enough. But then it turned out the teams were evenly matched. Very evenly matched. I had to call an overtime and two double overtimes. I was stuck 2 hours late. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/09/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( referee soccer overtime )

At work today, we were told to start using "Twitter" to promote a particular liquor client. I don't know how to Tweet because I'm an adult. I sent out two just to appease them. Turns out I'm supposed to churn out ten inane messages a day. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/05/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( twitter liquor tweeting )
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