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At work today, I looked up the genealogy chart of an Italian senior citizen at our home. Apparently, he was a distant cousin of Mussolini. But that wasn't enough for this guy. He wanted me to track him back to the 1800s. I'm still researching. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/12/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( mussolini genealogy italian )

At work today, we had the knife sharpener come around to the restaurant. He had plenty of jokes about all the things he could cut. The worst one was his price. That he couldn't cut, no matter how sharp the knife was. I'm dumbemployed.

by quite_a_pistol on 12/12/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( knife sharpener prices )

At work today, the delivery guy showed up about a half hour later than usual. His excuse was that he'd met a "gorgeous gal" at the Home Depot and took her out right then. I believed him based on the lipstick on his cheek. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/09/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( lipstick delivery home depot )

At work today, somebody was playing incredibly depressing music in the kitchen. I didn't even realize it until I looked at my watch. My day was operating at half time. Now that's depressing. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/09/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( depressing music kitchen )

At work today, I kept getting the silent treatment from my secretary. She thinks that it will show me how to be nicer to her. Really, it shows me that she wants to stay late because I can't get work done. Why can't she be silent when she's chatting with her boyfriend? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/07/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( secretary silent treatment chatting )

At work today, I couldn't seem to finish my annoying morning work until about 1PM. So I was already late. Then my boss informed me that everything I'd done needed redoing. Now I'm here at the office at 5PM, still doing my errands. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/07/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( 1pm 5pm morning )

At work today, we were distributing t-shirts to people who showed up at a dance party my company was throwing. Three people insisted on getting two. Did they give them to friends? Nope. They just put them on and got in line again. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/04/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( t-shirt party friends )

At work today, I kept blanking on the last name of one of my coworkers who I needed to do the work. The thing is, I really should remember her name. I failed to come up with it for so long that, in the end, I decided to give up. I'm doing her work myself right now. I'm dumbemployed.

by radulovu on 12/04/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( names forgotten failure )

At work today, the client service directory was missing, and we had people calling down to the front desk every two minutes. So I had to wing it. And by wing it, I mean look up every single number on the computer. I had a call queue ten people deep. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/02/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( directory wing it line )

At work today, I was on call. What that means in laymen's terms is that I work until I drop. I took a nap at one point in an empty hospital room. When I woke up, I realized I'd slept through a meal. The result? Chiclets were my dinner. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/01/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( hospital nap chiclets )

At work today, I stumbled in at 8:45, over an hour late, because of the mass amounts of alcohol I thought would be fun to drink last night. Manager looks at me and says "Oh, I thought you were on vacation already, so I didn't bother calling." You mean I could have stayed home? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/30/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( hangover vacation days calling )

At work today, I was forced to feed the fish in the company aquarium. I thought it might be fun to change things up and give them something different to eat, something a little more tasty. Today I had to stay late to replace the dead fish. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/29/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( fish food aquarium )
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