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At work today, I heard nonstop about some football game. Then I made the mistake of admitting I don't udnerstand football. Have you ever heard an accountant explain how downs work? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/23/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( football rules accountants )

At work today, by client instructed me to work on a square table. I asked him for the dimensions. "Uh, 3 feet by 2 feet." That's his square. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/22/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( square table dimensions )

At work today, I was set up as chief "greeter" at our dinky furniture store. My supervisor insisted I shake everybody's hand instead of just saying hi. I didn't argue. But now I have blisters. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/20/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (0) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( greeter hands blisters )

At work today, I was teaching a group of children about kangaroos. They liked that I worked at the zoo. But they were disappointed that Spongebob isn't actually found in the wild. I have my work cut out for me. I'm dumbemployed.

by ub3rp4nd4 on 06/20/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( kangaroos zoo spongebob )

At work today, I was once again needed to scan and email an invoice to a customer. It's actually not my job; it's just nobody in the office knows how to use a scanner. This is even after I printed a "How To Scan" paper and taped it to the top of the scanner. I'm dumbemployed.

by Princetrunks on 06/19/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( scanning emailing copier )

At work today, I caught one of my employees illegally downloading MP3s onto the work computer. I reprimanded him and told him that we could be sued. "OK," he said. "I'll just download movies from now on." I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/17/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( mp3s movies download )

At work today, my mom called me at work. I talked to her for a bit but told her I had to get to work. Then she called my boss to ask if it was true. That might get me in trouble. Thanks mom. I'm dumbemployed.

by quinn_h on 06/15/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( call mom trouble )

At work today, I thought I'd work extra hard and get to leave early. That never seems to work. I just managed to get more work assigned to me. This is what work ethic gets you. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/14/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( work ethic hard backfired )

At work today, our CEO asked us to brainstorm ideas for a new corporate website. His idea? Have cool flash games for kids. That would be a good idea. Except we sell food dye. He wants me to start working on it ASAP. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/12/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( websites games food dye )

At work today, I proofread the Mandarin to English translation of our instruction manual for cabinet installation. Um, "Screw over knob" isn't exactly American sounding. I'm in for a long night. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/12/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( mandarin english translate )

At work today, some teens came in already wearing Halloween costumes. It's part of a mall promotion with "free candy." Unfortunately, the rules about when it starts is unclear. I had to make three trips to the drugstore to replenish my stocks. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/09/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( halloween candy stocks )

At work today, we finally started adding overtime to our paychecks. As you can guess, they don't make it very easy- it requires a signature from a boss, a proof of work, and a three day notice. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/06/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( overtime paychecks signatures )
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