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Weird Shift

At work today, the bubblegum I had in my mouth lost its flavor too quickly. I drew out the pack. It was given to me at a company picnic by one of the secretaries. Then I saw that the copyright was from 1999. They gave us 10 year old gum. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/12/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( bubblegum copyright old )

At work today, the postman paused for the longest time in front of my building. At first, I thought that something might be wrong. It turns out he was just resting. I needed the mail before work. But he rested too long to give it to me. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/12/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( postman mail resting )

At work today, I noticed that I was speaking with a weird echo to my voice. It turns out that one of our temps had accidentally turned the microphones on some of our computers. We noticed because of the feedback. I'm dumbemployed.

by dancingmadly on 12/10/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( feedback microphones temp )

At work today, I decided I'm finally going to migrate south and live in Georgia. I told my boss and remembered afterwards that he was from Russia. He thought I was moving to Europe. I didn't correct him. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/10/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( russia georgia south )

At work today, the regulations at my workplace really started to get me down. Turns out we aren't allowed to wear hats inside. Does my boss's wig count? I think it should. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/07/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( regulations wig hat )

At work today, the hottest girl coworker kept touching her hair when she was talking to me. I thought that she was flirting with me. But later on, she turned around. I saw that she had a ladybug stuck inside her hair. Fantastic. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/07/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( flirting hair ladybug )

At work today, I spoke to the third most senior employee in the company. Of course, third most senior doesn't mean as much in this economy. He's been there a month longer than me. 8 months. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/05/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( third most senior sad months )

At work today, I had to take a terrible acting job just to get work. Acting job is a stretch. I became a mascot for a local car dealership. It's 100 degrees in the costume, and I'm dressed as "Barry the Bucking Bull." Some career. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/04/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( acting mascot bernie the bucking bull )

At work today, we were talking to our head of outsourcing in India. He had us decide what names we wanted our call center workers to pretend to have. We chose Kevin and Sarah. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/02/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( names india outsourcing )

At work today, one of my coworkers decided that an amateur wrestling match in the basement would be a good idea. The sad thing is that they made more money selling tickets for it than doing work. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/02/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (10) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( wrestling amateur basement )

At work today, the internet was flaking out yet again. I usually work out of a coffee shop, so I have to complain to the same snotty barista. She told me to use as few bits as possible. First, that's not how it works. Second, I'm still in love with her. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/29/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( internet coffee shop barista )

At work today, the only thing I tried to do was stay awake. I was working a night shift, 12AM to 7AM. The odds were stacked against me. I chugged a Red Bull at 3AM. But the next thing I remember is being tapped on the shoulder at 6AM. I needed more caffeine. I'm dumbemployed.

by shansaywhaa on 11/29/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( red bull night shift caffeine )
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