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Weird Shift

At work today, I did follow up sales calls on some leads that we'd generated. Typical stuff. The first person I called denied having ever talked to my guy. I then told him the time and place of the call. His alibi? Picking up kids from school. At 11AM on a Friday. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/23/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( sales alibi liars )

At work today, I was looking through the books in our company library. It's usually for show. But today I finally read the spines. One book was about the history of the state. But the rest were about human anatomy. Creepers. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/23/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( books library anatomy )

At work today, somebody reported that there was a break in at our building at work. We were all pretty scared when we saw how messed up it all was. But the real culprit? Not a robber. It was a cat somebody had brought to work. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/21/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( break in cat mess )

At work today, the mailman was loitering outside our building for a while. He wasn't smoking or resting. Turns out he was examining a butterfly for 20 minutes. Through rain, sleet, and snow they deliver. But butterflies are another matter. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/20/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( mailman butterflies loitering )

At work today, I was delivering pizzas as usual. The drag was that I had to use a bicycle instead of my beat up car. I got honked at twice for the way I was holding the pizza. Then somebody pulled up beside me and asked for a slice. That's not how it works. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/20/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( pizza delivery bicyclists )

At work today, I had my fifth anniversary party. Hurray. They got cake and everything. Then I was back at my desk reviewing the calendar. I've actually been here six years. I must have made quite the impression. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/18/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( anniversary five six )

At work today, we had a weird raffle for a tropical vacation. Only a few customers entered because of weird restrictions. Well, we drew the names. Somehow, my boss's niece won. What a strange coincidence. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/17/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( rigged raffle niece )

At work today, I started hearing the oddest violin noise. At first, I didn't know what it was. Then I realized that Jorge, our fry cook, was practicing in the freezer. He was pretty good. I froze listening to him though. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/15/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( violin freezer jorge )

At work today, my shift manager was playing a super depressing Death Cab for Cutie song. I asked him why he was so down. "This job, it takes a lot out of a man." I work at a Chuck E. Cheese. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/15/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( chuck. e cheese death cab for cutie depressing )

At work today, I finally- finally- finished up at 7PM. As I left my building, a calm came over me. Sure it was late, but I was done. Then I looked around the parking lot for my clunky old red car. I never found it. I had to take today off to file the police report. I'm dumbemployed.

by nanopicorico on 10/13/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( car stolen robbed )

At work today, I started feeling a little funny after lunch. Queasy a bit, and definitely a little tired. When I got home, I was watching the news. Turns out our city water has all sorts of bacterial goodies. I've been drinking more water, lately. We don't have a water cooler. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/13/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( sick water water cooler )

At work today, I was planning on seeing a movie after work. Of course, I got held late because of a big project. As I left, I saw my coworker's computer. He'd downloaded the movie I'd planned on seeing, and he was watching it on his work computer. Thanks, bud. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/10/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( movie download computer )
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