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Weird Shift

At work today, my new jeans were hanging loose because my belt broke. I had to keep pulling up my pants. My coworkers noticed and made me a belt out of twine. The sad thing is that it worked. Classy. I'm dumbemployed.

by naomi0rina on 08/15/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( belt twine jeans )

At work today, the taco guy came into our bar. He sells tacos around the city at various bars. We don't kick him out- and I think he's paid better than me. I'd be mad, but I love the tacos. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/15/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( tacos bar paid )

At work today, I started at the front desk at 7AM. At 7:30, a drunk guy stumbled in and demanded I let him into his apartment upstairs. I work at a bank. I'm dumbemployed.

by solvest on 08/13/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( front desk bank drunk )

At work today, they were playing Lady Gaga on the loudspeakers. I said I liked her. My coworker threatened to vomit. Is Papparazzi really that bad? If so, I'm not cleaning it up. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/12/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( lady gaga vomit papparazzi )

At work today, I was extra careful to jump over a large puddle so I didn't get my work pants wet. I wasn't careful to avoid the puddle I inadvertently jumped into. My coworker asked if I'd been fly fishing. I'm dumbemployed.

by namethaticon on 08/10/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (11) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( pants wet fly fishing )

At work today, I left my Tupperware in the fridge. When I got back, someone else's initials were scrawled on in Sharpie. You can't just pirate Tupperware! I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/10/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( tupperware fridge pirate )

At work today, I was working the front desk. The phone rang and it was a guest who had just checked out. He asked me if I could find and hold his bag of onions he left in the breakfast room, because he needed them for safety. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/08/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( onions hotel front desk )

At work today, my ID card wasn't working and I couldn't get past the security door. I gave it to the guard. He said that I'd demagnetized it. I asked with what. He said that my keys could have done it. Something tells me he didn't get an A in science class. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/07/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( id card security door magnets )

At work today, I tried loading a PDF onto my computer, but it wouldn't load. I drummed my hands on my desk as I waited- and the desk quickly came crashing down onto my bare feet. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/05/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (12) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( pdf desk feet )

At work today, we were stocking milk bags (big bags of milk that restaurants use). I shouldn't have been wearing a sharp belt buckle. My pants were quickly drenched in milk. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/05/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( milk bags milk pants )

At work today, I started itching furiously. Turns out we have a cat now in the store. First, I'm allergic. Second, should a cat really be walking around a clothing store? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/02/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( itching allergies cats )

At work today, I put my head on my desk to take a 30 second nap. Now my cheek is covered in drool a half hour later. Nobody noticed. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/02/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (11) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( drool nap desk )
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