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Weird Shift

At work today, I got to drive from our main office to one on the other side of town. My only obstacle: a roundabout. Is it sad that I wasted ten minutes of company time trying to figure it out? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/23/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( office roundabout driving )

At work today, I suggested that it might be a good idea to add condiments to our salad bar. My manager added ketchup. I was thinking salad dressing. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/23/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (10) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( ketchup condiments salad bar )

At work today, a new flyer appeared on the employee bulletin board. It advertised childcare provided by Janice. The only problem is that Janice works the same shifts as all of us. So either she's quitting, or she's bringing her kids to the factory. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/21/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( flyer bulletin board childcare )

At work today, the local news did a profile on our downtown restaurant cart. When they filmed the piece, they said we were great. When they showed the place, they called it "the struggling cart." I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/20/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( restaurant cart news struggling )

At work today, I found out my nickname around the office. See, I am a really happy, giddy person. And I thought that people found it infectious and might call me "Cheery" or "Perky Guy." I was wrong. My nickname is Sir Stinksalot. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/18/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( sir stinksalot nicknames giddy )

At work today, I tried planning the company picnic. I sent out an email asking for suggestions for lunch. I got three suggestions begging that Margo not bring her Frito pie. And I got one promise from Margo: "The Frito pie will be ready!" I'm dumbemployed.

by wally0598 on 06/18/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( picnic frito lunch )

At work today, I received an email from a client who said he hadn't work with us in years. He was half right. He'd never worked with us period. I still told him it was good to have him back. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/16/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( client lost years )

At work today, Fifty Cent came on over the work radio. The song: If I Can't. I love that one. But is it really good for a toy store? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/15/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( fifty cent if i can't toy store )

At work today, I found out what my Secret Santa's gift idea list was supposed to mean. She had written: 1) Accessories 2) Scrubs. She had meant: 1) Stuff for her car 2) Nurse Outfit. I had bought her: 1)DNA-shaped Earrings 2)Bath n Body Works gift card. I'm dumbemployed.

by Pvinet on 06/15/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( secret santa santa christmas )

At work today, I started singing along with my radio. At first, I was worried I'd annoy my coworkers. That was before they all joined in. It was like a barbershop quartet- we're better at singing than at work. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/13/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( singing barbershop quartet radio )

At work today, I asked our janitor if he had any plans for the weekend. "Who wants to know?" he said and scowled. "Uh, I do," I said. "Oh." He smiled. "I'm building a birdhouse." Was that his big secret? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/12/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( birdhouse janitor weekend )

At work today, my boss announced her plan for a new organization: Federated Media Licensors. She even designed the logo, which is the acronym: FML. I'm dumbemployed.

by springsparkles on 06/10/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( logo fml acronym )
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