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At work today, a customer requested that we put a hot toy on layaway. It doesn't work that way. If I could put toys on layaway, I'd buy them myself for the eBay cash. I'm dumbemployed.

by taintedresource on 10/16/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( toys layaway ebay )

At work today, my ex-girlfriend came into the electronics store where I work. A week ago, she dumped me after cheating on me with an ex. Today, she wanted an employee discount. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/15/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( ex-girlfriend electronics discount )

At work today, I had a great discussion witha customer about Kierkegaard. We were talking for almost a half hour. Later, they complained to my manager that the praline I served was cold. Awesome. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/14/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( kierkegaard discussion praline )

At work today, I had a guy come in asking for a tie. Middle aged, rich looking. I showed him our selection. Then he asked me if we "had anything in a clip on." I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/13/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( rich tie clip on )

At work today, I slaved over tilapia (I'm a sous chef). A waiter gave us word back- the customers were upset with the food. I asked why. "They didn't know tilapia was fish," he said. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/12/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( tilapia waiter fish )

At work today, there was a guy dressed as Spiderman in front of our store. I went out to get him to scram and he said "the customer is always right." Spidey, you aren't a customer. I'm dumbemployed.

by danicalicari on 10/10/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( spiderman store customer is always right )

At work today, a plus sized woman insisted our store was "bigoted." Sure, we didn't have anything to fit her. But we are a store for petite women only. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/09/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( plus sized petite bigot )

At work today, I sold a woman some cigarrettes. She went outside and then came back in and slammed the pack on the table. "This ain't my brand," she said. "I forgot." Three of the cigarettes were gone. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/08/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( cigarette pack brand )

At work today, I shared a grooming secret with a customer to try and close a sale. Apparently, my customer is talkative. Now everybody's asking me about my Brazilian wax. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/07/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( grooming brazil wax )

At work today, I had another shift at our Sleepy Mattress store. No buying customers. But we did have three people try to take a nap. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/05/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( mattress sleepy nap )

At work today, I ripped off a customer unwillingly. He gave me twenty extra bucks. I didn't notice because he handed me crumpled up, dirty bills. Should I really have to unfold dollars with snot on them? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/04/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( ripped twenty bucks snot )

At work today, I got rid of the last leftover turkey from Thanksgiving. Yes, Thanksgiving. I don't know if it's weirder they bought the turkey or that they refused to tell me why they'd waited so long. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/03/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( thanksgiving turkey weird )
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