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At work today, I was using Skype video conferencing in front of a client. He stopped in his tracks. "Are you from the future?" he asked me. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/22/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( skype videoconferencing future )

At work today, nobody believed me when I said the store was closing. Is my voice that mousy? Because at 9:15, people were still walking around looking at paintings. I need vocal training. I'm dumbemployed.

by vale4ka_ on 06/21/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( mousy paintings vocal training )

At work today, a customer came into the store with army gear on. Our owner came in and paid his respects. "Oh no man," he said. "I just like the clothes." Then the owner kicked him out. I admit that I liked it, but he was one of our only customers. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/20/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( army gear clothes kicked out )

At work today, I got into work around 7PM. Night shift. Of course, the problem with that is all the customers bragging how their long days are over. Then I tell them mine's just started. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/19/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( 7pm night shift bragging )

At work today, I had a contact ask me what was the best cement mixing company in the business. I was calling him on behalf of our cement mixing company. What did he think I was going to say? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/17/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( cement best partial )

At work today, I was policing the booze checkout line. A really young looking girl came up with a six pack of Heinekin. I asked her for ID. She slipped me her number instead. I didn't sell her the beer. But I did give her number to pimply Aaron, the stock boy. I'm dumbemployed.

by yaoimanic on 06/17/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( pimply id booze )

At work today, I bumped a customer's jetski lesson from 12 to 12:30. She called me in tears. "Don't you think I'm good enough for 12?" I have no idea what she meant, but the truth is, I don't. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/14/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( jetski tears bad )

At work today, I was giving a haircut to a skinny guy. "Make it hip," he said. "Bedhead." I took that as license to fall asleep on the job. It seemed to work- the tips are better when I don't try than when I do. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/11/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( hairdresser haircut bedhead )

At work today, I sold a customer a "chocolate-chip-avocado-vegan cupcake." She asked if we had 2 more. I don't think there are 2 more of those in the whole universe. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/11/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( cupcakes chocolate vegan )

At work today, an irate woman came to the counter to complain that the coffee was cold. She was touching the outside of the thermos. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/10/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( thermos coffee cold )

At work today, a little girl wanted to buy an Xbox controller for her brother. "Honey," I said, "you need to save enough money for that." She nodded. "I just use credit," she said and handed me her card. I don't even have a credit card like that. I'm dumbemployed.

by quickksylver on 06/08/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( xbox credit card money )

At work today, we were standing outside handing free samples of iced tea. A customer took one and swished it in his mouth, then spit on the ground. "Delightful," he said. "Sir," I said, "it's not a wine tasting." I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/08/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( wine tea free samples )
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