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At work today, I was cleaning tables and picked up a salt shaker- or tried to. It was glued to the table. Thanks, teenage customers. I'm dumbemployed.

by caligal06 on 12/12/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( cleaning salt shakers glue )

At work today, a "regular" insisted I be his waitress. He acts like he's a cute old grandpa. Right before he tells me how he'd like to put maple syrup in lewd places on my body. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/11/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( restaurant waitress grandfather )

At work today, we had a woman come into the hardware store looking for a toilet flapper. "Anything else?" I asked. "Yes," she said. "Now I need a toilet." I'm dumbemployed.

by englcomc39ang on 12/10/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( toilet flapper hardware )

At work today, it was "24" night at the bar. Everyone watched the show, and they all got way too into it. We had 3 broken glasses slammed down on the bar. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/09/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( 24 bar glasses )

At work today, I was working as a blackjack dealer at our casino. Do you know how many times I had someone with 20 points ask me to hit them? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/07/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (0) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( blackjack dealer casino )

At work today, I found my long lost keychain on the floor. As I did it, a customer sidled next to me. "That's mine!" he claimed. I ignored him for once. I'm dumbemployed.

by oannes on 12/06/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( keychain floor lost )

At work today, some of my customers were whining about our espresso machine being broken. But they still asked for lattes- which use espresso. I'm dumbemployed.

by band_100 on 12/05/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( whining espresso lattes )

At work today, I was showing off a Zune MP3 player to a customer. I don't eactly know why. He seemed excited, but I felt like I was taking him out back to be shot. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/03/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( zune mp3 shot )

At work today, my cash register broke. Normally, it tells me the change to give. The sad thing? It took me a pen and paper to figure it out on my own. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/02/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( cash register change math )

At work today, I sold a board game to a teenage guy. He seemed excited until I had a transparent bag for it. "Uh," he said, "I need something nobody can see. Do you realize how embarrassing this is?" I'm dumbemployed.

by wallythewalrus on 12/01/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( embarrassed bag board game )

At work today, I sold a customer a .60 Hershey bar. He paid with a 20 and wanted $19 worth of change in quarters. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/30/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( customer hershey quarters )

At work today, I had a customer ask to see my office. Uh, I sell coffee from a van. Isn't it obvious? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/29/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( office van weird )
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