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At work today, someone asked me how much a FIVE DOLLAR fill up box is. I am surrounded by dumb customers. I'm dumbemployed.

by AllieOnly on 10/22/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( five dollar fill up dumb )

At work today, some lady called and asked me to look for her long lost friend and gave me their information. Then I asked her when the person she was looking for attended the university I work for. "Never," she said. She thought she was calling Classmates.com. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/22/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( long lost friend classmates.com mistakes )

At work today, we had everyone sit in benches to be served. It's the usual. One guy demanded a chair and, like usual, we caved. Once he got the chair though, he said he felt "lonely" and sat back on the bench again. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/21/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( benches chair lonely )

At work today, I was forced to do jury duty. So I guess that the witnesses are my customers. Well, one of them had to have the oath repeated to them three times. She couldn't remember a single sentence without help. I'm dumbemployed.

by ub7com_friender on 10/21/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( jury duty witnesses oath )

At work today, I was stocking peas in the freezer and overheard an old man talking to his wife. "I wan't you to freeze my head in something like this when I die," he said. "Cryogenical. It's the future." She just nodded her head in silence and got a frozen pizza. I'm dumbemployed.

by wallydarling on 10/19/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( cryogenics peas freezer )

At work today, we got worried about a wildfire in the area (in Southern California). A few customers came in with swine flu style masks on. I assumed it was to protect against smoke. Then I asked them- they had no idea there were wildfires. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/18/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( wildfire southern california masks )

At work today, I was in the childrens' book section. A mom and her daughter came up, browsing through the books. I asked if they needed help. The mom wanted a book that wasn't so "dang" hard to read. I looked at it. It was meant for fifth graders. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/16/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( children books mom )

At work today, we had a middle aged man ask where the public restroom was. We're just an ice cream stand, so I pointed him down the road. Five minutes later, I empty out the trash. Guess who's taking a pee behind the stand? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/16/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( restroom peeing gross )

At work today, I emptied out the ash tray at a table I was helping. The kids all looked about fifteen and they'd ordered drinks only. I was worried about them, and about my tip. But the kids surprisingly gave me a five dollar bill. I think it was payoff for not telling on them. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/14/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( tips ash teenagers )

At work today, I was told to make a very special milkshake for a customer. They wanted bananas and chocolate. That part's normal. But they also wanted their cholesterol pills ground into the mix. I'm pretty sure that's not a good idea. But I did it. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/14/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( milkshakes pills cholesterol )

At work today, I was playing tambourine for my band because we didn't bring the xylophone with us. This one idiot in the crowd kept yelling "Hey, Mr. Tambourine Man!" at me and laughing really loudly each time. First, it's not funny. Second, I'm a woman. I'm dumbemployed.

by sarahduckworth on 10/11/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( tambourine bands heckler )

At work today, my section of the store was looking good, so I checked in with a friend in house wares. When I got back to men's clothing, a guy was standing at the dressing room with a 3 pack of Hanes. He wanted to try them on. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/11/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( house wares clothing underwear )
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