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At work today, I was chatting up a little hottie who came in the drug store. I asked her where she went to college. "I'm going to University of Iowa," she said. "Once I graduate high school, at least. In two years." I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/19/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( hottie drug store high schoolers )

At work today, I canceled all of the appointments for the dentist I work for. He's very very busy. See, his golf game needs a lot of work. And summer's almost over. So much for your root canals. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/19/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( dentist golf root canal )

At work today, I was cleaning pools- hopefully summer ends soon. I found a pile of leaves in the middle of the pool. No big deal. Then I saw that it was covering up a dead squirrel. I fished it out. I'm dumbemployed.

by madmadman01 on 04/17/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( cleaning pools dead squirrels )

At work today, I got a letter back that I had sent to a company called Shirt Incorporated. I guess I made a typo. I left out the first R. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/17/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( shirt shit typo )

At work today, heard a customer say "as the crow flies." I asked where he was giving directions to. He said he just really liked crows. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/13/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( as the crow flies crows dumb )

At work today, I heard two customers talking about politics. They were getting pretty angry. But they weren't debating the issues. They were debating Michele Obama's outfits. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/13/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( politics michele obama outfits )

At work today, I was working a sample sale. Have you ever been to one? They get a little...feisty. Today we had two black eyes and a near stabbing with a nail file. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/11/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( sample sale feisty black eyes )

At work today, I was working (read: writing recaps of Gossip Girl). Suddenly, a customer tapped me on the shoulder. "I was going to ask you if you had this blouse in red," she said. "But I'd rather talk about Chace Crawford!" We did- for twenty minutes. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/10/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( gossip girl chace crawford blouse )

At work today, one of my customers ordered a powdered donut. He has a handlebar mustache, and by the end of his snack, it changes color from red to white. Charming, in a way. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/08/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( donut mustache color )

At work today, I had a religious experience. A bad one. I was trying to sell a customer on getting an advanced tune up. He told me that I was going to hell for conning him. I think he might be right. I'm dumbemployed.

by soranijicosplay on 04/08/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( religious cars mechanic )

At work today, there was a strange hammering noise outside. I assumed it was construction. It was actually a customer trying to tear down our low prices sign. "Them is lies!" he screamed. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/05/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (12) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( lies low prices hammering )

At work today, my friend called me while I was at the register. I answered because my job sucks. The weird thing is that the customer waited for me to finish. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/05/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( phone call friend )
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