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At work today, my boss decided he would make the office more "efficient" by realigning the cubicles. He finished at 3PM, and it took about fifteen minutes for him to realize he'd set up a cubicle in front of the womens' bathroom. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/23/19 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( cubicles efficiency bathroom )

At work today, I learned we're replacing all our hospital beds with new ones. The only problem is that nobody thought about what to do with the patients. So now we have 300 new hospital beds stacked in the stairwell. We don't know when they'll be moved. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/22/19 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( hospital patients beds )

At work today, I was super bored and decided to see how high I could stack business cards from the business card goldfish bowl. I pulled them out and saw the same card over and over- one guy had put fifty of his cards in the bowl. The prize? A single free jelly donut. I’m dumbemployed.

by jobnuta_myrosja on 02/21/19 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( business cards donuts goldfish bowl )

At work today, I took out my old school punch card and wanted to see what would happen if I put it in upside down. Instead of just stamping the bottom half, it got stuck inside. I had to get my boss- who then had to call the company that makes the machine. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/20/19 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (13) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( punch card error stamping )

At work today, I decided to play hookey. I skipped a lunch meeting and took a long walk around the lake. When I got back, the office was empty. Weird. I stayed until 6 and got a text from a coworker. Apparently, at the lunch meeting, our boss had given us the day off. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/19/19 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (12) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( playing hookey meeting text )

At work today, I told a customer that they should get the iPhone 3G instead of a Blackberry. She said "I already have an iPod." I told her the iPhone was different, but she kept insisting she had an iPod. I eventually sold her an iPod touch instead. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/16/19 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( iphone ipod apple )

At work today, we were in a human resources meeting about drawing in new talent. "Who is qualified for the job?" somebody asked. HR explained that someone like them would be  qualified. The person laughed. "Yikes, I'm not qualified at all." I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/16/19 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( hr recruiting laughing )

At work today, my boss decided to give everyone t-shirts with our company's name and slogan on them. Except I didn't get one. I asked him why, and he told me that he assumed I was an XXL. They had to special order it. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/15/19 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( t-shrit xxl special order )

At work today, I was forced to dress up as the company mascot and wave on the street. Let's just say that the company mascot is fat, furry, and very very hot. And let's also say that a surprising number of toddlers come up to you, smile, and punch you in the crotch. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/14/19 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( mascot furry kids )

At work today, I stumbled in very hungover. The only problem is that I work in a mini golf course. In addition to the mini golf course, we have batting cages. I had an eight hour shift right next to them. No water breaks. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/13/19 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( mini golf batting cages hungover )

At work today, I asked a newbie coworker to put some returned DVDs into the system. He did fine for a half hour, but then hit a snag. I asked him what was wrong. "I just realized I logged Rocky II twice." I told him he hadn't- we actually have multiple copies of the same movie. I'm dumbemployed.

by smile772 on 02/13/19 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( dvds rocky videostore )

At work today, we were all called into the tiny break room to listen to some corporate guy give a speech. There weren't enough chairs, so I scrunched into a corner and sat on a desk... which broke right in the middle of the speech. I'm dumbemployed.

by marbledwalls on 02/09/19 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( corporate speech desks )
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