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At work today, I got on Google and searched for one of my coworkers. Turns out that he's had a few different jobs. One of them? He was a player in the XFL and his nickname was "ME BIG." I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/11/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( google xfl me big )

At work today, we had an after work basketball game. James, the biggest jerk in the office, constantly called fouls. The only weird thing is that he was worse at foul shots than anything else. He went 1/34 on the day. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/11/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( basketball fouls miss )

At work today, I couldn't remember my work password to login. I was racking my brain until my coworker Jace started talking to me about football in the offseason. I typed it in: Jacesux123. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/09/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( jace password login )

At work today, I was trying to mess with an online submission manager. People use it to send us ideas and complaints about the product. Well, it doesn't work. Here's an idea- get programmers who actually know what they're doing. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/09/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( programmer broke online submissions )

At work today, I saw a hitchhiker on the road. He looked incredibly desperate and sad. The wind blew in his hair and the sun burned his skin. I know because I was next to him, waiting for my bus to come. He got picked up first. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/06/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( hitchiker wind sun )

At work today, this moaning sound came from the back of the store. It was an old guy lifting a refrigerator- or trying to. I asked him what he was doing. He said that he wanted to test if it was real instead of plastic. I'm dumbemployed.

by madmoisell_j on 12/06/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( moaning refrigerator plastic )

At work today, a brochure came out detailing all the other tourist attractions in addition to ours. Ours got billing as "the top place to dunk your trunks." That's really the best phrase they could come up with. And it was the hippest on the brochure. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/04/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( brochures tourist attractions copy )

At work today, I was cleaning pools- usually, I deal with twigs and dirt. This time I found a black snake in the pool. It would clog the drain or scare the customer, so I went in the pool and fished it out. Then I killed it. This was an average day. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/03/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( cleaning clog snake )

At work today, a report was released on the most profitable divisions of our company. The best of them got a party with an open bar, a free dinner, and a performance by a band. Our division got a cheese platter. I'm dumbemployed.

by pacifist_84 on 12/01/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( profitable party cheese )

At work today, the screensavers on our computers changed from our personal choices to the company logo. I asked what the deal was and got a gruff response that we were wasting too much time enjoying our own screensavers. Really? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/01/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( screensavers time wasteful )

At work today, the loneliest IT guy made me visit his office to talk about my computer use. Ugh. Turns out he has the creepiest desk I've ever seen. I knew that anime was popular among geeks. But I didn't know that it could be so…pornographic. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/29/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( it anime creepy )

At work today, I decided to wear shades for the first time. It was a good idea- it was hot and sunny the whole day, and I was stuck working outside. Well, it was almost a good idea. When I took my shades off, I had circular tan lines that made me look like an owl. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/28/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( shades sunburn tan lines )
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