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At work today, I was told to make my job into "something that excites me." I can only do that if it means quitting. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/22/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( exciting quitting sad )

At work today, my coworker was nice enough to bring me a soda. He was also nice enough to shake it thoroughly beforehand. Guess who got in trouble for an unprofessional appearance? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/22/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( soda shake appearance )

At work today, I wiped down some of the gym machines. Most are gross because of sweat. But then I got to the leg press. Are children allowed in the gym? Because I found a lollipop stuck to the seat. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/19/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( gym machiens lollipop )

At work today, I was pushing carts into the store and thought I was weak. My face turned red and my hands were chafed. Then I realized I'd been pushing them straight into a wall. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/19/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( carts pushing wall )

At work today, I realized two things. First, running with scissors really is a bad idea. Second, I definitely should have gotten corporate healthcare. Do you think I can bandage my own headwound? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/17/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( running scissors headwound )

At work today, the guy who I work with, who does all our out emails to customers, asked me how to work a microwave. I'm dumbemployed.

by Princetrunks on 06/16/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( microwave emails technical work )

At work today, one of my coworkers practiced his disappearing magic trick on us. It didn't go so well. I bought the gauze and disinfectant for his head. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/14/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( coworkers magic gauze )

At work today, I was playing charades with some coworkers in the break room. I drew Michael J. Fox. I think I'm going to get fired for my Parkinson's impression. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/14/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( michael j. fox charades parkinson's )

At work today, the wi-fi at work went down. Oh cruel world! I was forced to tether next to Nathan, from sales. I looked at his computer- I didn't even know you could have 4 online dating profiles. But he still refused to say hi to me. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/12/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( online dating sales computer )

At work today, I asked my class to create a huge collage of the things that inspired them. I offered to get magazines as materials. The girls wanted copies of "Us Weekly." The boys wanted copies of "Playboy." I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/11/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( us weekly playboy collage )

At work today, our clothing store started playing a rap song about being "in the club." I folded shirts to the beat and was feeling pretty good. Then I looked around and realized how sad it was. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/09/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( rap in the club folding )

At work today, some Mormon guys came inside the restaurant. They didn't order. Instead, they tried to convert our cook. I think it took them ten minutes to realize he doesn't speak English. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/08/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( mormons cook english )
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