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At work today, we were told we could wear t-shirts into work. Of course, I was the only one who actually did. Does everyone else really think that t-shirts have collars? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/13/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( t-shirt dress code polo )

At work today, we handed out promotional items from a booth. Our promo items? Frisbees. Good schwag. Except most convention attendees are 50 or older. I'm dumbemployed.

by oakimov on 12/11/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( work schwag promotional )

At work today, my desk got redecorated- everything was thrown out. I asked the custodian what he'd done. "I make it pretty for you Mister." Thanks, bud. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/10/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( desk custodian janitor )

At work today, I actually got to record a PSA for our nonprofit. Cool, right? Only when we started filming did I learn that I'd be doing the voice only- for a puppet. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/09/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( psa nonprofit puppet )

At work today, I sold feed for our petting zoo. One kid bought almost $3.00 worth. Then, of course, he started crying when our goat began to chase him around the entire zoo. I had to save him. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/08/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( feed petting zoo children )

At work today, I had to fly to a sales call. I tried taking on a bottle of our product on the plane. Turns out it was "a bomb threat." It was baby formula. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/06/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( sales bottle baby formula )

At work today, we got a brochure in the mail from an adult film company. Why? Beats me- I'm an orthodontist. Are braces a new fetish? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/05/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( brochures mail adult film )

At work today, I was working with a 4 year old girl when she grabbed my boobs and loudly proclaimed, "Wow! You have really big boobs!" I'm dumbemployed.

by Suzanna on 12/04/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( breasts children grab )

At work today, we kept the TV on all day during work. That would be cool. But did we have to have it on Telemundo at maximum volume? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/04/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( tv volume telemundo )

At work today, I tried putting some hair gel in my hair (I'm a dude). My coworker noticed- and asked me if I was going to cameo on Jersey shore. I'm dumbemployed.

by englandsdream on 12/03/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( hair hair gel jersey shore )

At work today, I finally got to leave my desk at the force. Then I found out I was being assigned to be a Segway cop. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/01/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( segway cop police )

At work today, I was playing music at my desk. I admit it was pretty loud. My coworker not only asked me to turn it down. He stole my headphones while I was in the bathroom. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/29/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( music desk headphones )
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