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At work today, our director of HR brought her big, gross pregnant poodle in to visit. I don't work at a vet's office. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/19/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( poodle dogs hr )

At work today, my coworker asked me to cover for him. I asked where he was going. "I need a drink break," he said. I asked what that was. "It's like a smoke break, but for booze." I still covered for him. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/17/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( drinking booze break )

At work today, I did some calisthenics before work- not a good idea. I work as a busboy. You try bussing tables with a pulled groin. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/16/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( calisthenics groin busboy )

At work today, my coworker Jim revealed that he'd obtained his GED. We were happy for him and clapped. Then my other coworker asked what a GED is. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/14/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( ged dumb degree )

At work today, my mom and dad came into the restaurant. I requested to wait their table. My manager said it would "break protocol." Glad he's sticking to the rules when the restaurant is half empty. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/14/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( mom dad restaurant )

At work today, I won one of those raffles where you put your business card in a fishbowl. I told a coworker- he claimed that the prize, a catered meal, was company property since I used a company business card. He was serious. And I think I'll actually have to do it. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/12/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( raffle fishbowl business cards )

At work today, I was hoping to do my laundry before work. Laundry machine = broken. That's why, as I type this, I'm wearing parachute pants and a polka dot blouse. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/11/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( laundry parachute pants polka dot blouse )

At work today, I finally got a call back from a job counselor. His new advice to my unemployed self? Start volunteering. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/09/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( counselor unemployed volunteer )

At work today, the guy in the office next to mine was playing Opera. I knocked on his door, surprised to find a fan. His secretary left the room and said he was busy. So that's why they had it turned up so loud. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/09/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( opera knocking secretary )

At work today, three unwashed mugs were in the sink. I did my part and started washing them. I proceeded to get yelled at for "meddling" with other people's stuff. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/06/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( mugs unwashed meddling )

At work today, I had a political argument with my coworker. She was shouting that we had to increase troop levels in a foreign country. She called that county "Afghaniraq." I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/06/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (10) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( argument politics afghaniraq )

At work today, our phone lines crashed. I work in sales, so I asked to use my cell phone. "Against company policy," my boss barked back. But I guess wasting 3 hours is fine. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/04/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( phone lines cell phones company policy )
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