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At work today, I ran out of time to do a Powerpoint. Is it bad that I drew all my slides on a whiteboard? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/18/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( powerpoint slides whiteboard )

At work today, I was travelling and had to check my bags. Total cost? 40 bucks. And no reimbursement. I'm dumbemployed.

by bastille714 on 08/17/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( travelling bags money )

At work today, I wrote an email to my coworker. She responded in all caps and with 4 smileys- even though she was mad. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/17/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( capslock smiley email )

At work today, I thought I would test the doorbell on the front of our store. We have one to let in high end customers. Turns out it's been broken. We don't know how long. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/15/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( doorbell broken high end customers )

At work today, my pants felt a little loose all day. Then I realized the stress of my job has made me lose a pants size. I'm dumbemployed.

by soch_i_nka on 08/13/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( loose pants belt )

At work today, I opened the windows, and then immediately got in trouble for letting "noise" in. They meant the chirping birds. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/12/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( birds chirping noise )

At work today, I fell off the wagon- I bought vending machine food during my break. Does our company healthcare plan really like that we can only eat candy? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/11/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (0) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( wagon vending machine healthcare )

At work today, I had a nosebleed mid shift. Did I get a bathroom break? No- just a tissue shoved in my nostril. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/10/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (0) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( nosebleed nose blood )

At work today, I hurried to work just to make sure I didn't get in trouble. Predictably, my partner was late. We both got in trouble for it. Did he apologize? Nope. He just left five minutes early. I'm dumbemployed.

by pacifist_daniel on 08/08/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( tardy trouble partner )

At work today, two coworkers got caught making out in the supply closet. The bad news is I caught them- and have a crush on the girl. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/07/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( making out crush supply closet )

At work today, I saw a customer with an iPad. He was the homeless man that always asks me for free bread. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/06/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( bread ipad free )

At work today, I supervised the buffet line. It turns out that sneeze guards are very, very necessary. I'm dumbemployed.

by bat228 on 08/05/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( buffet sneezing guards )
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