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At work today, I was serving pizza slices. We have thick, floppy slices with lots of grease. Almost all of our customers took 4 napkins just to pat them down. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/15/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( pizza napkins patting )

At work today, my wife packed my lunch and slipped in a dirty polaroid. THat would have been awesome- if it weren't for the fact that I opened my lunch bag in a crowded cafeteria. Whoops. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/13/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( lunch polaroid photographs )

At work today, I started work at a Starbucks in a large office building. First lesson: the only thing worse than making coffee is being the person getting it for 20 people upstairs. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/11/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( starbucks coffee upstairs )

At work today, I cleaned under the couch cushions at our coffee shop. Things found: quarter, 3 pieces of gum, and a newspaper from 2004. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/09/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (10) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( cleaning couch cushions )

At work today, I wore plaid. I got a bunch of lumberjacks made about me. That'd be fine. Except I install cable. I think I'd rather I actually was a lumberjack. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/08/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( plaid lumberjack cable )

At work today, I went on a fishing trip to Maine with my stepdad. The problem? He's my boss. The second problem? I got a hook in his hand. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/07/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( fishing maine hook )

At work today, I finally stood up to my coworker and told him to stop sexually harrassing me. "Oh that's fine," he said. "I was just joking anyway. I'm not attracted to you at all." Why does that make me sad? I'm dumbemployed.

by caleb_badger on 10/06/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( sexual harassment joking attraction )

At work today, I broke the first rule of good customer service. I told the customer he was wrong. He was also racist, of course. But that doesn't matter to my manager. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/04/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( customer service racist manager )

At work today, I was waiting a table and the sommelier kept jockeying for turf. It was like a battle against each other for space. Well, nobody won. Neither of us got a tip. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/03/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( table sommelier turf )

At work today, I tackled the quarterly reports. They tackled back. Each time I tried to download the file, my computer crashed. Good stuff. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/02/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( quarterly report download file )

At work today, window washers were working on our building. I placed my hand on the glass and high fived the guy through it. It was the most significant moment I had all day. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/30/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( window washers windows high five )

At work today, my coworker Jack snuck up behind me on the street. "Marita! What's up!" He was yelling. I turned and stopped but he had nothing to say. I kept walking. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/28/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( marita yelling sidewalk )
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