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At work today, I saw a billboard promoting our business. That's pretty cool, I guess. But our owner loves his folksy image. Did he really have to say "We Sell Good"? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/17/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( billboard selling good )

At work today, I ran a beer tasting for a group of post-grads. They were pretty orderly, except for one. He started seeing if he could shotgun beers. The beers were all bottled. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/17/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( post-grads beer bottle )

At work today, I started to wonder if I'm too old for my job as a construction foreman. My employees wanted me to whistle at a woman walking by. But using all that air seemed like it'd be too exhausting. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/14/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( foreman construction whistling )

At work today, one of my esteemed colleagues showed up super high. His insight into work culture? "Why are hamburger patties round?" I think that might be how Wendy's was invented. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/14/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( stoned high hamburgers )

At work today, someone called me about a paper jam in their printer. They claimed that there was no paper jammed at all. I followed the picture instructions on how and where to look for jams. Wouldn't you know it? I removed a half sheet of crumpled paper. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/14/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( printer paperjam paper )

At work today, I got my paycheck and noticed a new special feature- I was missing 5 bucks. Apparently, they're taking it out of our paychecks to pay for the breakroom renovation. First, that's illegal. Second, there's still a hole in the wall. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/12/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( paycheck breakroom hole )

At work today, I played dumb when it came to a big project, because I didn't want to do it. I played a little too dumb, I guess. They gave a promotion to my coworker. I got a pat on the back. Well, better than being fired. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/11/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( dumb project promotion )

At work today, I was driving a limo for some high schoolers. They screamed and drank as usual. But when it came time for the tip, Mommy and Daddy's money didn't go as far. I'm going to start charging gratuities automatically. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/09/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( limo high schoolers tips )

At work today, my little brother shadowed me at work. I like my job as a park ranger. But he's a little sour. "Couldn't you get a job inside?" he asked me. You're welcome. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/08/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( park ranger outside brother )

At work today, I sang my heart out during after work karaoke. I was in high school choir and thought I was good. I was hoping for an encore request. Instead, my coworkers booed me. Sigh. I'm dumbemployed.

by skyjinx on 04/06/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( karaoke after work booed )

At work today, I begged my coworker for forgiveness. You know how sometimes you switch shifts with somebody and forget? I do that sometimes. Like, 10 times so far. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/06/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( forgiveness switch shifts )

At work today, they put in new lights which make the food look bright, appear more vibrant and increase the overall attractiveness of the dish. They installed them in the kitchen. Not the restaurant and banquet rooms. I'm dumbemployed.

by hbk134 on 04/05/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (17) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( lights food kitchen )
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