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At work today, we needed to find somebody to speak Spanish to a delivery guy who was in Guatemala. The guy needed directions. We used a translation service to help him. And we apparently sent him 30 miles from any city in the country. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/22/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
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At work today, my coworker decided that he'd impress everyone with his sideburns. It would have worked if he'd grown anything more impressive than peach fuzz. He made me touch them. Seriously. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/22/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
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At work today, someone called down to the front desk saying that they'd lost their Blackberry. We have a bin of lost stuff, so I asked what their phone looked like. "It's uh…" they started, "Black and stuff?" Then they got scared and hung up. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/19/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
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At work today, some kids were having a birthday party in our restaurant. The mom had me set three extra places for each of them. "They're for Astrid's imaginary friends," she said. Hey, as long as the imaginary friends are paying, it's fine by me. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/19/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( birthday imaginary friends places )

At work today, I was having a little trouble breathing, for whatever reason. It wasn't the air or me, I didn't think. I checked the air vent for the air conditioning and found the problem. Someone had forgotten to take the Styrofoam insulation out for summer. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/17/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( styrofoam breathing air conditioners )

At work today, I realized I'd forgotten to brush my teeth. I have that stuff at the office, so I went in the bathroom after lunch. I would have felt a little eccentric. Then I noticed that the woman next to me was actually shaving her legs. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/16/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
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At work today, I tried resetting my computer, but it stayed locked up. Finally, I went under my desk and unplugged the thing. When I emerged, my boss was leaning over me. "You can't hide under there," he said. I slowly crawled out. I'm dumbemployed.

by shutuplisa on 10/15/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( computer desk unplugged )

At work today, one of my tenants came into the office crying. "My burners don't work- I think there's something wrong with my oven!" I ran up because she sounded so scared. Turns out the pilot light had gone out. It wasn't a national crisis, honey. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/14/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( tenants landlord pilot light )

At work today, my coworker said he was trying to turn our silverware into "Transformers." Uh, OK. He took a knife and made some noises. "Look," he said, "now it's a killing machine." It was still a knife. I guess it was true though. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/14/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( transformers 2 knife killing )

At work today, we had some new promotional sign that featured a picture of Einstein on it. I think it was for surround sound. Anyway, my coworker stood in front of it for a while. "Pretty cool, isn't it?" I said. "Yeah," she said, "but who is this guy?" I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/12/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( promotional einstein dumb )

At work today, my coworker smelled what he thought might be a gas leak. I told him I'd tell our boss, but he shook his head. I asked where he was going, and he said he was going to get a lighter to test if there was gas or not. I barely stopped him. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/12/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( gas leak lighter near death experiences )

At work today, I smuggled a little whiskey into my coffee. No, I'm not an alcoholic. I was afraid though when a coworker got too close to me. He sniffed and then tilted his head. "I love your cologne," he said. "What is it?" I told him it was CK1. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/09/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( whiskey cologne too close )
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