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by amstaf86 on 05/22/22 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (42) PermalinkAt work today, at the day-care center, I was cleaning up snack. I noticed that there were about ten cups of apple juice left. So I started to throw them away. A co-worker comes up to me and said, "Um... we dump the left over apple juice back into the jug." How sanitary. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( daycare apple juice sanitation )
by Hapykamper on 05/30/22 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (38) PermalinkAt work today, my boss asked how to turn off the capslock on her computer. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Bosses ( computers capslock sad )
by CheriDouglas on 04/04/22 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (31) PermalinkAt work today, I conducted training on stress management and visualizations for relaxation. I seated the hearing impaired up front so they could read my lips. At the end of the session, they said it was hard to follow the visualization when I asked them to close their eyes. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Overtime ( stress management visualizations lips )
by tps on 04/05/22 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (30) PermalinkAt work today, after throwing out a thief who tried to get a refund on defective merchandise that they admitted not paying for, the corporate office called and wrote me up for treating a "customer" so poorly. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Customers ( shoplifter corporate customer is always right )
by anonymous on 05/26/22 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (29) PermalinkAt work today, I wore a skirt into work, since summer is fading away. The HR guy talked to me about it and asked if I really thought it was "work appropriate." He was wearing tight red bike shorts. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Bosses ( skirt bike shorts hr )
by anonymous on 04/07/22 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (29) PermalinkAt work today, I had to install a printer on my boss's computer. He's the director of IT and he can't even install his own printer. Yup. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Bosses
by anonymous on 04/07/22 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (28) PermalinkAt work today, I finally received a raise. Ten cents. One extra dime an hour. I have been working there for almost 6 years now and make ten whole cents more per hour than employees who started last week. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( raise ten cents dime )
by queren on 03/30/22 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (24) PermalinkAt work today, I had to explain the basics about Twitter, Facebook, and even instant messaging while at work. I explained them to my boss. And he's the head of new media efforts. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Bosses ( social media twitter facebook )
by Princetrunks on 06/03/22 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (23) PermalinkAt work today, my boss emailed me from his computer. He wanted me to email him back the price of an item on our own website. This happens daily. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Bosses ( websites email price )
by anonymous on 06/20/22 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (22) PermalinkAt work today, I suggested a pet hamster to a woman who thought a cat would be too big for her son. She squinted and shook her head. "Robby has a problem with hamsters. We had one. He hid it in a very unusual place, and you know how high medical bills are these days." Whoa. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( cat hamster medical bills )
by anonymous on 08/23/22 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (22) PermalinkAt work today, my boss called me into his office. "Sit down," he said. I waited, and he tapped his desk. "Well, aren't you going to say somethign?" I didn't know what to say. "The new chair!" he shouted. "It's comfy, isn't it?" Thanks for that nerveracking meeting, sir. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Bosses ( nervous chair comfy )
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