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At work today, I started to try and touch the tip of my tongue to my nose. I found that if I put honey on the end of my nose, I actually wanted to touch it more. Weird, right? That part's fine. The bad part is I work in mortgages. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 03/25/19 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( tongue honey mortgages )

At work today, I think I literally took ten smoke breaks. Yeah, I'm totally an addict. I came back from one and found my bossĀ  standing in the doorway, looking angry. I thought I was in trouble until he spoke. "Damn it," he said, "I wish I could smoke again." I'm dumbemployed.

by valaannauru on 03/25/19 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( smoking cigarette depressing )

At work today, I had to drive home because I'd forgotten to turn off my oven. When I got back, there were two customers waiting at my checkout lane. I realized that I'd left the light on my stand. Even worse, nobody had walked over to turn it off.

by anonymous on 03/25/19 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( oven driving checkout )
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