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At work today, my boss called me into his office. "Sit down," he said. I waited, and he tapped his desk. "Well, aren't you going to say somethign?" I didn't know what to say. "The new chair!" he shouted. "It's comfy, isn't it?" Thanks for that nerveracking meeting, sir. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/05/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (22) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( nervous chair comfy )

At work today, I had several increasingly irate emails from a customer. He said that the CDs he bought wouldn't play in either of his CD players and one is a BOSE. The CDs? They were DVDs. And the customer is a Doctor. Im dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/04/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (16) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( cds dvds doctor )

At work today, I explained to the ordering couple that a gyro is a mixture of lamb and beef meat. "Does lamb come from a pig?" the woman asked. "No Mam," I said, "it comes from a lamb." I'm dumbemployed.

by jerryjerrold on 07/14/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (15) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( gyro lamb pig )

At work today, my boss made several calls trying to track down a guy who owed him money. Then he drove across town and ran inside only to catch the guy ducking out the back. This was the result of a business deal that I advised my boss not to make. I'm dumbemployed.

by geneaholic on 08/18/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (14) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( chasing money owing )

At work today, I noticed my boss still has temporary license plates on the back of his car. They expire tomorrow. I asked him about it- he told me he was planning on making his own. I can't wait until he's pulled over. I'm dumbemployed.

by lacreina on 08/08/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (13) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( license plates expire temporary )

At work today, I tried loading a PDF onto my computer, but it wouldn't load. I drummed my hands on my desk as I waited- and the desk quickly came crashing down onto my bare feet. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/05/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (12) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( pdf desk feet )

At work today, they told me we had a plate up for 33 people. I went over to look at the BEOs (Banquet Event Orders). It said there was a buffet for 33 people. I told everybody that the order was a buffet. About an hour later, they proceeded to plate up the food. I'm dumbemployed.

by hbk134 on 07/05/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (11) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( beos banquet buffet )

At work today, I offered to get my friend some coffee. She told someone, who told someone else, and so on. By the time it was over, I had 15 coffee orders. I'm dumbemployed.

by baobeitriciia on 08/04/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (11) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( coffee friend orders )

At work today, I was extra careful to jump over a large puddle so I didn't get my work pants wet. I wasn't careful to avoid the puddle I inadvertently jumped into. My coworker asked if I'd been fly fishing. I'm dumbemployed.

by namethaticon on 08/10/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (11) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( pants wet fly fishing )

At work today, I tried to explain "Lost" to my coworkers. "So I don't understand," one said. "Why don't they just swim off the island?" I have a lot of work to do. This is harder than my real job. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/27/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (11) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( lost tv explaining )

At work today, I put my head on my desk to take a 30 second nap. Now my cheek is covered in drool a half hour later. Nobody noticed. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/02/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (11) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( drool nap desk )

At work today, I was introduced to a new head in our department. I told him I was chief of sales. "Actually," he said, "I'm chief of sales. You're VP now." Nobody'd told me about that. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/07/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (11) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( sales vp demotion )
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