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At work today, my manager called me from ten feet away to ask what 'mezzanine' means, and I answered. She then asked where ours is. Our store doesn't have a mezzanine. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/06/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (13) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( mezzanine floors manager )

At work today, there were a few really interesting people who walked in. I was pretty psyched and figure I'd find a friend for the first time in Kansas. I asked them if they needed help. "Yeah," one said. "I'm from NY. Get me the hell out of Kansas." I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/06/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (11) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( kansas psyched ny )

At work today, we were all called around the mega-computer of my boss. Oh joy. Turns out he had a video to show us- his kid, on Youtube, playing a pop song. It would have been cool. But the kid was a boy. And the song was "Hit Me Baby One More Time." I'm dumbemployed.

by stonehead118 on 12/02/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (11) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( britney youtube kids )

At work today, I found one of my coworkers blatantly lying on an expense report. Naturally, I told my boss about the possible infraction. He shook his head. "Jenny, nobody likes a tattletale." Now I'm the one in trouble. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/23/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (11) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( lying expense report tattletale )

At work today, they made me act more formal with all the clients. Now I use the phrase "Mr." and "Mrs." All the time. Even when it comes to five year old kids. I'm sucking up to a kid who can't even read yet. I'm dumbemployed.

by mad_ara on 01/05/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (11) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( mr. mrs. sucking up )

At work today, one of my coworkers decided that an amateur wrestling match in the basement would be a good idea. The sad thing is that they made more money selling tickets for it than doing work. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/02/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (10) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( wrestling amateur basement )

At work today, I sold the first Barbie doll I've sold in a while. It had a cute red sparkly dress, which was really cool. And the kid was excited. He was an eight year old boy. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/05/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (10) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( barbie dress cute )

At work today, one of my employees suggested a new recipe for the deli to sell at lunch. I think he was serious. He wanted to mix pineapples and asparagus. And prosciutto. His mom used to make it. That explains a lot. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/17/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (10) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( recipe deli prosciutto )

At work today, the blank paper became more ominous than ever. I am designing a new ad campaign for a local hardware store. The closest I've come to a hammer is being hammered. I have a lot of research to do about lug nuts. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/17/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (10) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( blank paper ominous hardware )

At work today, I spoke to the third most senior employee in the company. Of course, third most senior doesn't mean as much in this economy. He's been there a month longer than me. 8 months. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/05/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( third most senior sad months )

At work today, this moaning sound came from the back of the store. It was an old guy lifting a refrigerator- or trying to. I asked him what he was doing. He said that he wanted to test if it was real instead of plastic. I'm dumbemployed.

by madmoisell_j on 12/06/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( moaning refrigerator plastic )

At work today, my laptop battery insisted on not charging. I work in coffee shops, usually. I finally found a plug in the corner and very politely asked a gentleman if I could use it. He told me he needed it just in case his phone died. I wanted to hit him. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/21/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( laptop battery plug )
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