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At work today, another friend of mine was fired for being late too many times. We work in the middle of a huge capital city with horrendous traffic and worse public transit. If you won't allow us to be late, why didn't you open your business in the suburbs? I'm dumbemployed.

by CelestialAxis on 09/08/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (19) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( capital traffic late )

At work today, my coworker asked me to fix his monitor. "It's broke, it's broke!" he shouted. Then I turned it on. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/15/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (16) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( monitor computer broken )

At work today, a coworker arrived an hour late and took a 45 minute break during a shift that was originally five hours. You do the math. Two hours before his shift ended he asked if he could leave an hour early. Sad thing is, he's never been written up. I'm dumbemployed.

by Coolerking on 09/16/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (14) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( work coworkers break )

At work today, my coworker was yelling at someone as if they were deaf. They weren't- they just didn't know English. I guess he thought yelling would translate it. It doesn't. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/28/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (14) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( deaf yelling english )

At work today, I sold a piece of apple pie to a customer. "This is like my mom makes it," he said. "But less crying." I backed away slowly. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/27/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (13) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( apple pie customer mom )

At work today, the view from my office looked particularly good (I'm on the 44th floor). I was gazing out it when my boss shouted at me to go back to my desk. I was sitting at my desk at the time- I don't think he knows who I am. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/24/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (12) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( view desk recognize )

At work today, I took a call from my wife. After the call my boss was on the phone and motioned me into his office. While I was waiting he said, “Honey, I have to go, I’ll call you back later.” Then he turned to me and reprimanded me for personal phone calls. I’m dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/30/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (11) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( calls wife phone )

At work today, a drunk guy insisted he'd given me a 20 instead of a 10. I showed him the bill. His response? I "forged it." Sure I did. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/29/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (11) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( drunk 20 10 )

At work today, in a meeting, my boss's boss said that nobody in the department could ask for vacation more than 3 months in advance. Later, my boss's boss sent an e-mail to everyone that said she wouldn't be available the week of Christmas because she'd be "out of the office." I'm dumbemployed.

by CorporatePeon on 09/27/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (11) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( vacation days vacation christmas )

At work today, I took a train from New York to Philly for a meeting. The reason I had to go down there? To teleconference with our Japanese office. Does that make sense? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/28/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (11) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( new york teleconference train )

At work today, the final shoe dropped. We aren't supposed to talk to coworkers on the line. Now, we aren't even supposed to look at other humans. I am literally a robot now. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/21/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (10) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( final shoe looking talking )

At work today, I requested that I could have a sick day. My boss wanted to know my temperature. I told him it was 100. "You can stay home," he said, "if it reaches 101." I'm dumbemployed.

by gabiki07 on 09/07/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (10) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( sick temperature 100 )
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