CelestialAxis | Voted

At work today, I decided to be nice and purchase one more order before I left. Then the website screwed up and selected the wrong shipping address, so I called them to fix it. "Sorry, your order takes 20 minutes to reach our system." Guess who had to stay late? I'm dumbemployed.

At work today, another friend of mine was fired for being late too many times. We work in the middle of a huge capital city with horrendous traffic and worse public transit. If you won't allow us to be late, why didn't you open your business in the suburbs? I'm dumbemployed.

At work today, a co-worker bragged to us how he smoked in the airplane bathroom on a recent trip. He almost got caught, but then the stewardess that accused him apologized and bumped him to 1st class. I really don't think that's worth being proud of. I'm dumbemployed.

At work today, my boss made several calls trying to track down a guy who owed him money. Then he drove across town and ran inside only to catch the guy ducking out the back. This was the result of a business deal that I advised my boss not to make. I'm dumbemployed.

At work today, I twittered from my cell phone in the bathroom because upper management finally noticed I twitter all day on my work computer. We're not allowed to use cell phones at our desks either. Yet I've always done all my work, quickly and well. I'm dumbemployed.

At work today, we received expensive color brochures about the goals for this upcoming fiscal year. They were complete with a nautical theme(we're not a boat company). This is after getting no raises or bonuses. Next time, please just send an email. It'll hurt less. I'm dumbemployed.