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At work today, I slaved over tilapia (I'm a sous chef). A waiter gave us word back- the customers were upset with the food. I asked why. "They didn't know tilapia was fish," he said. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/12/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( tilapia waiter fish )

At work today, I saw an interested potential partner. I told my boss eagerly and he grunted. "So," he said. "I collated my files today." OK. I'm proud of you too, sir. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/10/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( partner boss grunting )

At work today, I had a great discussion witha customer about Kierkegaard. We were talking for almost a half hour. Later, they complained to my manager that the praline I served was cold. Awesome. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/14/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( kierkegaard discussion praline )

At work today, the Salvation Army guy continued ringing the bell outside. I called as research. That's when I found out that Santa outside is fake. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/13/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( salvation army bell research )

At work today, I served a banana split to a couple and gave them two spoons. The weird thing is that then they asked for a fork. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/11/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( banana split spoons fork )

At work today, there was a guy dressed as Spiderman in front of our store. I went out to get him to scram and he said "the customer is always right." Spidey, you aren't a customer. I'm dumbemployed.

by danicalicari on 10/10/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( spiderman store customer is always right )

At work today, I took my car on the ferry across the Missisippi (I live in New Orleans). Of course, the ferry broke down. Did my boss understand? Nope. But he did make me do overtime. I'm dumbemployed.

by jody_gage on 10/15/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( mississippi river ferry )

At work today, I started work at a Starbucks in a large office building. First lesson: the only thing worse than making coffee is being the person getting it for 20 people upstairs. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/11/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( starbucks coffee upstairs )

At work today, I was serving pizza slices. We have thick, floppy slices with lots of grease. Almost all of our customers took 4 napkins just to pat them down. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/15/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( pizza napkins patting )

At work today, it was ugly sweater day at work. Not officially. But everyone was wearing an ugly sweater, so I pretended it was ironic. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/16/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( sweater ugly ironic )

At work today, I showed up with an unusual hangover. I'm allergic to cats and spent last night with one. I feel like death now and have 8 hours to go. I'm dumbemployed.

by nanomaya on 10/11/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( allergies cats hours )

At work today, my supervisor showed me how to make a cheeseburger "correctly." Only afterward did he realize that he'd forgotten the plastic gloves. So his was worse looking and unsanitary. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/12/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( cheeseburger plastic gloves )
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