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At work today, we had the TV turned on to ESPN 2. They were showing some motocross event, and none of us liked it, but it was on. My boss flipped the channel without asking. "Sissy stuff," he said. Then we watched TLCs "Flip This House" an hour later. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/10/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( tv espn2 motocross )

At work today, my coworker was raving about his favorite tv shows. OK, that's fine. But please Jack, get the names right: there are no shows called "The Mad Man," "Wires," and "The Tony Soprano Show." And there's definitely no "Tonight's Show." I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/11/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( tv names misnomers )

At work today, I caught myself humming Beyonce's song "Single Ladies." OK, I'm a little ashamed, but it's a good song. My boss showed up over my shoulder at that moment. "You know, I'm a single lady too," he said. That's right- He. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/17/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( beyonce single ladies ashamed )

At work today, a guy with long messy emo hair came into the office. I asked him if his parent wanted to cosign on his application. "I'm 28," he said. I made him show me ID, with that hair. I'm dumbemployed.

by quiet_tension on 01/17/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( emo hair 28 )

At work today, we were performing "upgrades" on the computers in our system. Usually, upgrades means that things get more confusing. This was no exception. I spent an hour trying to manually translate the help manual from Japanese. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/11/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( upgrades japanese translate )

At work today, I thought that I'd be released from my cage at 3PM to go and wander the wild. Instead, they had me do paperwork til 5. The reason? The person I'm temping for wants to say an extra day in Cabo San Lucas. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/11/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( temp cabo 5pm )

At work today, we had a customer ask if we had $5 footlong sandwiches. We rolled our eyes and said yes. We asked which one she wanted, and she said the $5 ham. We made, wrapped it, and got to the register before the woman asked, "Wait. What size sandwich did I get?" I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/10/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( footlong sandwich five dollar )

At work today, the garbage truck pulled in a little too far- it hit the front door of our restaurant. My boss went yelling outside. The stupid thing was that he didn't wait for the truck to back away. We had a half ton of garbage dumped on our sidewalk. I'm dumbemployed.

by hagio_project on 01/15/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( garbage truck yelling sidewalk )

At work today, I was registering an incoming student for her classes. She said she wanted to be premed, so I suggested Chemistry 201, Calc 234, and Physics 103. She looked at me and tilted her head. "Isn't there an easier way to be premed?" I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/10/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( college counselor premed )

At work today, I emptied out my pockets onto my desk to try and find an extra piece of gum. No dice. But my boss did show up behind me. "Are you having a freak out?" she asked. Apparently, that's what emptying out your pockets means. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/17/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( pockets gum freak out )

At work today, the job got to me- I had to take a quick tobacco break. I was outside when I overheard my coworkers talking about me. They were saying that I was so dedicated to the job, I was probably working overtime inside, since they couldn't find me. I had a second cigarette. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/16/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( cigarette break talking )

At work today, curiosity got to me and I tried out a Crackberry from my coworker. A customer saw me on it and called me out. I told him not to worry- it wasn't mine. "You stole that Blackberry?" he asked me. He was horrified. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/16/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( crackberry blackberry horrified )
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