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At work today, it was "24" night at the bar. Everyone watched the show, and they all got way too into it. We had 3 broken glasses slammed down on the bar. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/09/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( 24 bar glasses )

At work today, my coworker gave me what he called "declassified materials." The materials? A brochure from 1994. I didn't ask why he was acting like we were spies. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/09/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( declassifed materials brochures )

At work today, I shared a secret with my boss. His response. "Everyone," he shouts, "attention. Jeremy is leaving us next week to go to a different job." So my next week should be a blast. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/06/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses

At work today, I found out I'll be TAing another semester of English 101. Should it really be called English 101 when the students can barely write? I'm dumbemployed.

by oalljo on 12/03/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( ta college english )

At work today, we kept the TV on all day during work. That would be cool. But did we have to have it on Telemundo at maximum volume? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/04/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( tv volume telemundo )

At work today, I sold feed for our petting zoo. One kid bought almost $3.00 worth. Then, of course, he started crying when our goat began to chase him around the entire zoo. I had to save him. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/08/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( feed petting zoo children )

At work today, I tried putting some hair gel in my hair (I'm a dude). My coworker noticed- and asked me if I was going to cameo on Jersey shore. I'm dumbemployed.

by englandsdream on 12/03/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( hair hair gel jersey shore )

At work today, we had a woman come into the hardware store looking for a toilet flapper. "Anything else?" I asked. "Yes," she said. "Now I need a toilet." I'm dumbemployed.

by englcomc39ang on 12/10/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( toilet flapper hardware )

At work today, I found out we'll be decorating our conference rooms. Cool! Then I found out we'll be doing it on our own time on the weekends. Less cool. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/04/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( conference room decorations weekend )

At work today, I finally ended my two year relationship with coffee. Naturally, today turned out to be "free coffee" day at the office. I'm having an affair with caffeine yet again. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/07/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( coffee free caffeine )

At work today, I held a small meeting of my shift team to reiterate the procedure to ask for a day off. I had to repeat myself 3 times, and somebody still did it all wrong a few minutes later. I'm dumbemployed.

by radugaya on 12/04/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( meeting procedure day off )

At work today, my boss went on vacation to Hawaii. I assumed he'd be off the grid. "I have wi-fi in the plane," he emailed me. "Now get back to work." I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/05/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( vacation hawaii email )
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