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At work today, our assignment was simple: alphabetize contracts. The less simple part was that we had to find the records first and put them into folders. We're on hour 5 of the lamest scavenger hunt ever. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/14/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( alphabetical order is fascist if you ask me contracts records )

At work today, my new jeans were hanging loose because my belt broke. I had to keep pulling up my pants. My coworkers noticed and made me a belt out of twine. The sad thing is that it worked. Classy. I'm dumbemployed.

by naomi0rina on 08/15/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( belt twine jeans )

At work today, my coworker Jim revealed that he'd obtained his GED. We were happy for him and clapped. Then my other coworker asked what a GED is. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/14/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( ged dumb degree )

At work today, I selected a really nice chair for a customer. She sat in it and frowned. I asked what was wrong. "I wish it rocked." The chair was for a dining room table. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/16/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( chair rocking dining room )

At work today, I went back into the kitchen and caught my boss consolidating ketchup bottles. "A full bottle makes a good impression," he told me. So that's what he does while I wait 3 more tables than I should. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/13/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( kitchen ketchup waitress )

At work today, I got situated at my register when my supervisor demanded I clean the conveyer belt with Windex. Then, she had me do every other register in the store. It was a slow day- and we have 48 registers. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/17/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( register conveyer belt cleaning )

At work today, I did some calisthenics before work- not a good idea. I work as a busboy. You try bussing tables with a pulled groin. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/16/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( calisthenics groin busboy )

At work today, my coworker asked me to cover for him. I asked where he was going. "I need a drink break," he said. I asked what that was. "It's like a smoke break, but for booze." I still covered for him. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/17/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( drinking booze break )

At work today, I had one of my last days in the burbs. People buy different things out here. Until I worked at this store, I didn't realize there was a 48 pack of toilet paper you could buy. And we had people buy 4 of them. I'm dumbemployed.

by madisonschool on 08/17/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( toilet paper suburb large )

At work today, a customer was writing on one of our touchscreen monitors- with a ballpoint pen. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/14/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( touchscreen ballpoint pen )

At work today, I started with my new boss, who is Canadian. I was excited, since I heard all Canadians are nice. My new boss, sadly, defies stereotypes. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/15/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( canadian new stereotypes )

At work today, our director of HR brought her big, gross pregnant poodle in to visit. I don't work at a vet's office. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/19/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( poodle dogs hr )
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