Top Dumbemployed
by CelestialAxis on 09/25/22 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (21) PermalinkAt work today, another friend of mine was fired for being late too many times. We work in the middle of a huge capital city with horrendous traffic and worse public transit. If you won't allow us to be late, why didn't you open your business in the suburbs? I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Overtime ( capital traffic late )
by anonymous on 04/10/22 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (21) PermalinkAt work today, I had to transfer callers to our replacements in India. Then, I got another honor. I got to fix the issue when India transferred them back. I feel so useful. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( india outsourcing transfers )
by anonymous on 04/07/22 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (20) PermalinkAt work today, I was really behind on counting my store's money. My General Manager kept coming in to to tell me that it was unacceptable that I was taking so long. When I finally got done and he needed to verify everything, he held up the money and asked me "How do I count this?" I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Bosses ( manager counting money )
by anonymous on 02/21/23 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (19) PermalinkAt work today, my boss called me into his office for a "special request." Did I mention that he's gorgeous? My knees shook when he asked me if I was doing anything tonight. "No!" I shouted. "Good," he said. "Then you can cover for me. I have a hot date." I stayed til 9. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Bosses ( flirting scary lame )
by d0mesticgoddess on 02/21/23 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (19) PermalinkAt work today, I was told that I'd need to get "absolutely all" of my business cards reprinted. I emailed the person in charge to ask why. "New company font." Apparently, we switched our size from 12 pt. to 13 pt. I have four thousand cards to reprint now. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( business cards corporate reprints )
by justinc on 05/30/22 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (19) PermalinkAt work today, I suggested a new idea. It was vehemently opposed by everyone in the meeting. 10 minutes later, the same idea was suggested to me. "OK," I said. "We'll do it your way." And we did. Guess who got the credit? I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( idea opposed meeting )
by anonymous on 03/29/22 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (19) PermalinkAt work today, I unwrapped some presents from my coworkers for my wedding day. Honestly, I hardly know these people. Doesn't that make it a little weird that they all bought me dildos? I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( dildos wedding day presents )
by HollyChristine on 04/04/22 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (18) PermalinkAt work today at the bank, a customer kept hitting the buzzer at the drive thru window. I finished waiting on another customer (during the constant buzzing) and walked over to the drive thru to find a priest. "Thank you for your patience, Father." I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Customers ( drive thru window bank priest )
by madmouse90 on 05/31/22 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (18) PermalinkAt work today, I did a Twitter search for my company. I found it alright- there were over 29 tweets complaining about the job and the company. Two of them were from "Lilaxing"- who I realized is my boss. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( twitter tweeting complaining )
by anonymous on 04/06/22 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (18) PermalinkAt work today, I received an email from someone wanting to take a tour of my workplace. In a previous email I told her that I was unavailable Wednesday at 9:30 am but any other day would work. Her reply to what day works best? "I'll be there 9:30 am on Wednesday!" I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( schedule tour reading )
by anonymous on 03/23/22 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (18) PermalinkAt work today, procrastination got the better of me, as usual. I spent most of the day playing videogames online. My boss showed up at my desk at one point and saw me. "What are you doing?" he asked. I was scared. Then he told me a better game to play instead. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Bosses ( procrastinating videogames fun )