At work today, I was told to clean the bottoms of all our tables. What a job. In addition to the usual pieces of gum stuck to the bottom, I also found some other stuff: a cable bill, a lollipop, and a receipt. And also a condom. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( gum tables restaurant )
Dumbemployed: Hilariously Dumb and Sad But True Stories about Jobs Like Yours
by Phil Edwards and Matt Kraft
