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At work today, I was making balloon animals at a birthday party for a group of eight year olds. Unlucky for me, they were "gifted" eight year olds. Three of them complained that my balloon dog wasn't anatomically correct. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/04/24 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
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