by anonymous on 02/17/23 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) PermalinkAt work today, I told my best friend/coworker that I was finally getting a promotion. She asked my new title, and I told them I was Assistant Vice President. "Oh yeah," she said. "That's what they give you when they can't afford a raise." The worst part is that she's right. I'm dumbemployed.
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