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At work today, I put my head on my desk to take a 30 second nap. Now my cheek is covered in drool a half hour later. Nobody noticed. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/20/22 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (12) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( drool nap desk )
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