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Weird Shift

At work today, I got a call a customer had lost a wedding ring down the drain. The lady was crying. But when I went, there was nothing in the sink. Then she saw it on the windowsill. She didn't want to pay for the service. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/01/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( ring drain plumber )

At work today, I was stuck in the waiting room of another company's office. I think she didn't realize that I'm president of our company and really needed to meet as soon as possible. That didn't stop the receptionist from making me show her ID. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/01/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( waiting roo office id )

At work today, the interior decorator for our office came in. She wants to put satiny curtains on the walls of the office and new tables that are embossed. We just laid off quite a few people. So that makes a lot of sense. I'm dumbemployed.

by tchncspz on 01/01/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( interior decorator satin laid out )

At work today, the next big thing happened at work. We got a ping pong table in the break room. I wouldn't believe it, but Ken, who is 44 years old, wears glasses, and weighs over 260 is the most amazing player I've ever seen. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/27/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( ping pong break room glasses )

At work today, I could have sworn that one of the dolls at our toy store was glaring at me. I turned its face around and continued with my workday. I took a break. I swear, an hour later, the doll was looking at me again. Is it bad to be afraid? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/26/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( glaring doll toys )

At work today, my coworker accused me of not giving him a fair shake when it comes to work assignments. I've given him four this quarter. He's been late on three and missed the fourth. I thought he was going to cry when I told him that. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/25/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( fair shake assignments late )

At work today, I was starting to have second thoughts about taking my new job . I got in at 7AM. I left at 7PM. Did I mention lunch? No? That's because I didn't get one. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/25/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( lunch 7am 7pm )

At work today, the day ended, which sometimes I think will never happen. I strolled home placing one foot after the next, then realized I'd forgotten my purse. For some reason, going back seemed worse than being without money, id, or keys. I left it there for the night. I'm dumbemployed.

by wanderer_fans on 12/22/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( purse home lost )

At work today, the suntan place where I work was empty. Of course. It's summer. But then an incredibly pale red haired girl walked in, covered in clothing. She was silent for a while and I asked her if she needed help. "I want to see the sun again," she said. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/22/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( suntan clothing pale )

At work today, I texted my coworker for the first time. Before, I'd really respected her for her intelligence. It turns out that doesn't translate to spelling skills on a phone. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/20/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( texted intelligence spelling )

At work today, I got called the wrong name about three times. People kept calling me "Paul." There is a Paul in the building- but he's a foot shorter, a little overweight, and balding. Have I really gone that far downhill? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/20/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( wrong name names balding )

At work today, I promised myself I wouldn't take a cigarette break, since I'm trying to quit. By 10AM, I was twitching. By 11, I was scared. By 12, I wasn't taking a cigarette break. I just started smoking underneath my desk. That doesn't count, right? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/17/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( cigarette twitching desk )
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