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At work today, I was given a company t-shirt. The t-shirt was blank. We're supposed to draw on the logo and the slogan on our own time. Some gift. I'm dumbemployed.

by yaoilollipop on 01/04/19 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( t-shirt logo slogans )

At work today, I learned we were going to make a "crucial switch" to our company website. The switch would occur at the lowest usage time- Wednesday, 3AM. Guess who gets to come in to do it? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/02/19 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( switch company websites )

At work today, I played Minesweeper for 2.5 hours, stared at my screensaver for 1, and took a half hour cigarette break. The sad part? I'm only halfway done. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/01/19 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( minesweeper screensavers cigarette )

At work today, I got to fill up the soda machine with fresh soda. This is the second time I've had to do it this week. Apparently, somebody in our office thinks that Diet Coke is going out of style. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/31/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( vending diet coke soda )

At work today, I spent the entire day installing a copy of Windows on my Mac. Can someone explain to me how that makes sense? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/29/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( windows mac sense )

At work today, I did beta testing for a video game. Sounds fun, right? Well, why don't you try running into a wall 50 times in a row? My dream job is a nightmare. I'm dumbemployed.

by taylorcody on 12/28/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( videogames beta testing )

At work today, I was supposed to fill out a productivity survey online. The only problem? My computer is too old to load the webpage. That should answer the survey right there. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/27/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( productivity survey computer )

At work today, I was sneezing non stop. I found out why at around 3:30. We have a cat now- in the office. Doesn't that violate an HR policy or something? I'm dumbemployed.

by ua_zakladky on 12/26/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( sneezing cat hr )

At work today, I could hardly keep my eyes open after taking an unwise dosage of Benadryl. I told my coworker my problem- his solution was to tell me to try chewing tobacco to stay awake. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/25/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( benadryl tired chewing tobacco )

At work today, I closed up the store. When I was locking the door, it caught. For some reason, I pushed it from the outside. Guess who got locked out? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/23/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( store closed locked )

At work today, I decided to be nice and purchase one more order before I left. Then the website screwed up and selected the wrong shipping address, so I called them to fix it. "Sorry, your order takes 20 minutes to reach our system." Guess who had to stay late? I'm dumbemployed.

by CelestialAxis on 12/23/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( order phone call )

At work today, I had to put our analog records into an excel sheet. So far, I'm on field 1,292. I'm only halfway done. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/22/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( analog records excel )
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