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At work today, the smoke alarm in the restaurant next door kept going off. I knocked to get them to stop it- and nobody was there. So either we'll all die from that annoying noise, or from being burned alive. I prefer neither. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/07/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( smoke fire alarm restaurant )

At work today, my plastic key fob broke when I dropped it. I wanted to buy a replacement from our store, but it turns out we don't organize things that well. I spent an hour of my shift looking for it. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/06/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( key fob plastic disorganized )

At work today, I was sanding down a memory box made of wood. I zoned out while watching a movie. When I was done, the box was about gone. Whoops. Time to start over. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/05/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( sanding memory wood )

At work today, I reformatted the corporate header. It took me two hours. One person noticed- I know because he told me that something looked "funky." I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/03/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( header funky two hours )

At work today, I went a little bonkers. My remedy was ice cold Coca Cola. After the third can, I realized I haven't had milk in a month. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/03/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( bonkers coca cola milk )

At work today, I found out a newspaper reporter is doing a piece on our small business. I have to walk her around for two hours. Her subject is "The Death of Local Business." Great. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/01/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( reporter business death )

At work today, I introduced two work friends to my fiance. He told them that I work too much. They told him that I probably wanted to get out of the house. Thanks guys. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/30/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( fiance introductions work )

At work today, I was slightly delayed by a hangover. Slightly means 4 hours. It also means I'm not getting paid for any of my shift. I'm dumbemployed.

by mad_jazzman on 08/29/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( hangover delayed paid )

At work today, we had an anti-theft device installed on my car. Turns out it keeps me out too. I was stuck in the parking lot half an hour trying to get in. I'm dumbemployed.

by haggardtangent on 08/27/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( anti-theft car parking lot )

At work today, I got some perfume at a department store during my lunch break. Of course, I spilled it all over myself when I was in the bathroom. I smell like a science experiment. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/27/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( perfume department lunch )

At work today, a sensitive company email was leaked to a competitor. Now all of us have to submit our personal passwords to IT. Awesome. Guess what I complain about in my personal email? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/24/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( company email it password )

At work today, I started my sales job. I inherited my position from a 64 year old man named Hank. His view on computers? The devil. Now I have to update his records. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/24/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( sales computers records )
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