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Overtime

At work today, jerks were all over the place. I not only got to put up with them. I got to paint their nails. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/01/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( jerks nails manicures )

At work today, I got to fly JFK to SFO. When I touched down, I was told there was an emergency back in NY and I had to fly back. I didn't even leave the airport. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/31/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( jfk sfo airport )

At work today, I relaxed my personal ban on smoking. I intended to have one cigarette on break. A pack later, I'm still smoking. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/30/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( cigarette break addicted )

At work today, my laptop overheated while on my lap. Not only do I have to get a new laptop- I think I need to see a doctor. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/28/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( laptop overheat doctor )

At work today, there was a heavy snow outside. I had the fun job of cleaning the entrance to our store. I had to wash out the mop from rain and snow every five minutes. I smell like sludge. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/27/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (12) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( snow sludge cleaning )

At work today, I didn't shave before coming in. I was sent back home to "correct my error." The time it took will be deducted from my paycheck. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/26/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( shave paycheck shaving )

At work today, I was stuck wrapping presents at the department store. It's amazing how upset people got at me while they were focusing on their loved ones' gifts. I'm dumbemployed.

by taia166 on 10/25/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( wrapping presents yelling )

At work today, I rehearsed for a play I'm doing. I'm not a star- I'm an extra. I play a corpse, but I still have to lay still on stage the entire time. I'm dumbemployed.

by damienlyter on 10/23/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( rehearsals play extra )

At work today, we continued moving from our office to the one next door. I work in the marketing department and I've started wearing a back brace just to get through the boxes. I'm dumbemployed.

by imperfect2691 on 10/22/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( office moving marketing )

At work today, I made dinner reservations for 7 PM sharp. My boss, typically, decided that we should have a "brainstorm" at 6. Shouldn't brainstorms have a weather report beforehand? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/21/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( dinner reservation brainstorming )

At work today, I was wearing a brand new pair of wool pants. Snazzy! Then I realized the problem- after a day behind the kitchen counter, I smelled like wet, sweaty wool. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/20/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( wool pants sweat )

At work today, I babysat from 8-11. Then I got a call. "They're doing a second encore!" I finally left at 1 AM. I'm dumbemployed.

by panzerbeast on 10/20/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( babysitting encore late )
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