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Overtime

At work today, the hope of the office died. We had this one old traditional clock that never worked, so we set it five minutes fast and got to leave a little early each day. Well, that worked great. 5 minutes of sunlight means a lot. Today they replaced it. With a digital one. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/03/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( digital leaving clock )

At work today, I was landscaping at a Florida golf course. Ever three or four months we have to pull golf balls out of the lake and clean them. This time, I had a little more than a golf ball to encounter. There was a gator in the lake. I didn't clean him. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/02/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( florida golf alligator )

At work today, I jammed my finger in a filing cabinet. I ended up having to make a splint for myself out of a half broken pencil and a piece of tape. Of course, my boss still made me file in the cabinet. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/31/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( finger filing cabinet splint )

At work today, my shirt had a little fray on the wrist. I started pulling at it at 10AM. By after lunch, I didn't have a sleeve any more. I think most people in the office thought it was par for the course. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/31/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( shirt lunch frayed )

At work today, I had a doctor's appointment for 11:30 AM. Of course, the doctor turned out to have a long golf game. He didn't show up until 12. So now I have to stay late. Oh, did I mention it turns out I have Chlamydia? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/31/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( doctor's golf chlamydia )

At work today, I sat through a typically exhausting day of work- no surprise there. But then afterward we had "movie night" with the company. It was OK. But the movie was a 3-D one about Guinnea pigs. Not exactly what I'd imagined. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/31/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( exhausting guinea pigs 3d )

At work today, I decided to spend the day on our beanbag chair (I work at a hippie office). After falling asleep, I noticed that the chair was leaking. I'd cut it with my pocket knife. So now I have to stay late to secretly fix it. I'm dumbemployed.

by taylor42807 on 12/27/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (0) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( hippie beanbag leaking )

At work today, I dropped my Blackberry on the pavement. Crack. The screen shattered, but it still works. I told it to our tech guy, and they're making me still use it. Now I look like I sell crack with it. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/27/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( blackberry crack pavement )

At work today, I went to one of these seminars we have about new types of software programs. I understood about zero percent of it. Afterwards, I asked for help from the guy teaching it. He told me he was an instructor, not a babysitter. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/24/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( seminar software instructor )

At work today, I spent about twelve hours filling out one of those "Free iPhone" internet sites. Turns out that I put a virus on my computer. And that iPhone? Yeah, I'm stupid. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/24/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( free iphone iphone virus )

At work today, the third place salesperson in our department was shouting in the hallway. "Whoever's second is going down. They'll have to outwork me, outsell me, and out stay me, because I won't stop until I crush them." I'm second. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/22/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( salesperson outsell crush )

At work today, I had to iron my suit pants before going to work. Naturally, I singed them and didn't have a replacement. The result? I went to work with an iron print on my butt. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/22/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( iron suit singed )
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