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Overtime

At work today, we decided that our group would go out and have lunch. The service was...subpar. It took us half an hour to get to appetizers. I had to leave once they brought our water just to get my work done. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/03/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( lunch service slow )

At work today, I got a medical call at work from the doctor. Let's just say the news wasn't good. I told my boss that I needed a little time out as a result. He said I should work through it. I don't know if I'll survive. Literally. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/03/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( medical call doctor survival )

At work today, my car failed to start in the lot. I tried and tried. I wanted somebody to give me a lift. Then I realized that everyone else had left an hour before me. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/01/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( car start failing )

At work today, I pulled a muscle climbing up some stairs. Naturally, I limped to the cash register. My customer service supervisor insisted I walk it off by doing laps around the store. Our store is the size of a warehouse. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/30/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( muscle stairs walk )

At work today, I had to tell my volleyball team I was going to miss our game on Sunday due to work. They understood. "At least it'll help the team," one girl said. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/28/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( volleyball sunday girl )

At work today, I wrote twenty variation of new slogans for our company. Eventually, we chose one- the slogan we currently use. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/27/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( slogans variations writing )

At work today, I signed our company up for a newsletter about petrol products. My mistake? I used the company wide email address. Now I've successfully spammed 1,200 people about oil. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/25/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( petrol newsletter spam )

At work today, I felt like I was meeting with the cable guy. A new client in Omaha said he'd give me a call. The time range? 11-4. I love babysitting my phone. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/25/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( omaha babysitting time range )

At work today, I heard nonstop about some football game. Then I made the mistake of admitting I don't udnerstand football. Have you ever heard an accountant explain how downs work? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/23/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( football rules accountants )

At work today, by client instructed me to work on a square table. I asked him for the dimensions. "Uh, 3 feet by 2 feet." That's his square. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/22/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( square table dimensions )

At work today, I was set up as chief "greeter" at our dinky furniture store. My supervisor insisted I shake everybody's hand instead of just saying hi. I didn't argue. But now I have blisters. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/20/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (0) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( greeter hands blisters )

At work today, I was teaching a group of children about kangaroos. They liked that I worked at the zoo. But they were disappointed that Spongebob isn't actually found in the wild. I have my work cut out for me. I'm dumbemployed.

by ub3rp4nd4 on 06/20/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( kangaroos zoo spongebob )
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