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Overtime

At work today, they introduced a new measure to see how "productive" cashiers are by how many items we scan per minute. So now we're under the clock's measure. After work, my boss informed me I'm "subpar." Now I have to practice checking out. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/06/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (0) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( productivity cashiers cash register )

At work today, I drove in my convertible for the first time. I was very excited. Knowing it might rain, I carefully put the top up. It rained- turns out the top leaks. I was stuck patching the roof of my car for a half hour. I'm dumbemployed.

by walyuschka on 10/06/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (0) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( convertible top rain )

At work today, I was hoping to visit these friends of mine once work was over. Housewarming party- woot! Well, I ended up getting out too late to go to the store for a present. They got a ream of our finest printer paper as a gift. I'd say they were disappointed. I'm dumbemployed.

by madeos07 on 10/02/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( housewarming party paper )

At work today, I had one of the worst colds of my life. Let's just say it sucked. A lot. Anyway, I was mushing tissues into my face all day. But instead of going home to rest, I had to finish a new design. I'll have no upper lip by the time this day is over. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 10/01/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( cold tissues nose )

At work today, they had me upfront handing out playbills. Well, people pay enough that they want a playbill no matter what. We ran out. So I had to run to copy them, fold them, and distribute the new ones throughout the whole theatre. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/29/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( playbill theatre copy )

At work today, my wife called and insisted that I pick up soy milk before coming home. I had a big project today, naturally, and was stuck at the office. By the time I got home, it was 11. But she still sent me out to get the soy milk I'd forgotten. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/29/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( soy milk project forgotten )

At work today, I spent way too much time researching legal stuff for work to see if I could work on this project. At the end, it turned out I couldn't because of some mumbo jumbo. Now I have to spend tomorrow doing the same thing. I don't even understand it. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/27/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( legal stuff research mumbo jumbo )

At work today, they had me working inside a mall instead of at our flagship store. I was next to one of those stands selling toy helicopters. I got hit in the head three times. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/26/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( mall helicopter head )

At work today, I decided to bike to work instead of taking the usual car route. It might not have been the best idea. I ended up getting lost and showing up twenty minutes late with mud on my jeans. I smelled like it all day. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/25/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( bike mud jeans )

At work today, the cafeteria decided, for some reason, to "switch things up" and take away the ketchup we normally use and replace it with gourmet stuff. The only problem? They forgot to open the bottles. I was stuck prying at it for a half hour. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/24/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( ketchup lids cafeteria )

At work today, I was given a very interesting assignment. My boss is giving a speech to industry big wigs and wants ten "totally unknown" factoids about the business. I work in water pipe maintenance. And the factoids have to be interesting. This could take a while. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/21/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( water maintenance factoids speech )

At work today, first blood was drawn in the corporate volleyball tournament. We won. But tomorrow we're playing against the Heglin twins. They're over six feet tall. And Swedish. I spent all day today studying volleyball strategy. I'm dumbemployed.

by bastet_mau on 09/21/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( twins swedish volleyball )
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