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At work today, we had one of the highest pressure corporate meetings of the year. Then, we got a little sidetracked. If you'd told me I'd spend 20 minutes debating the difference between "who" and "whom," I wouldn't have believed you. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/08/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
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At work today, I was sent door to door to collect signatures for a local petition. That's a lot of fun. Some Jehovah's Witnesses were ahead of me too. So anyone who did open the door had already filled their stranger quotient for the day. Those darn Witnesses cramped my style! I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/06/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
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At work today, I was feeling a little dizzy after handing out free samples all day. I went inside to wash my face and was told that I still had 3 hours left. The free samples are for iced tea. I'm not allowed to drink it myself, of course. I'm still dizzy. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/06/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
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At work today, I spent hours getting information for my boss to take a ferry from point A to the airport. After finally finishing the travel itinerary, I gave a copy to the VP who will be driving my boss. "Oh thanks," he said. "But I'll just drive him back to the airport." I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/05/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
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At work today, they had me doing monkey work. You know that squiggly writing on websites that you have to read in order to prove you're a person? Catpchas? I spent all day filling them out. The sad thing is that I got a lot of them wrong. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/03/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( captchas writing monkey work )

At work today, I was stuck at my shift for twenty minutes waiting for Kevin to come in. "Kevin," I said when he finally showed, "you weren't late because you were at the Sno-Cone shop, were you?" He insisted he wasn't. His tongue was bright blue. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/02/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
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At work today, I was carrying bags for an old guy up our hotel’s central staircase. I decided to adjust my grip, but instead of doing it at the top, I did it on the third stair from the top. Each and every bag tumbled down the carpet. There are 32 stairs—I counted. I’m dumbemployed.

by kvideoorg on 05/02/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
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At work today, and at least twice a week, there is a co-worker who is out twice a week every week. She says it is IBS. But she drinks 2 liters of diet soda everyday. I get to cover for her. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/01/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
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At work today, I was told I had a special project. I've been asking a while to design a brochure for the mini golf course. My project? Fishing golf balls out of the "pirate's lagoon." I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/29/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( pirates mini golf brochures )

At work today, I thought that I'd cut out early and see a movie. I came back around 4 to a few emails that I'd missed. Well, 300 emails. Turns out that I picked the wrong day for popcorn. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/29/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( movie playing hookey emails )

At work today, our new ID cards were delivered to our desks. Mine is...interesting. Where they should have my picture, they have a picture of fat Melvin in Sales. I wouldn't mind, but I think it happened because we look too similar. I need to work out. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/26/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( fat melvin id work out )

At work today, the dishwasher actually broke, so five us were sent in back to wash by hand. My hands are scalded and I smell like soap. Even worse is the fact that I probably still sent out thirty dirty plates. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 04/26/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Overtime ( dishwasher broken dirty )
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