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At work today, somebody stopped me outside the restaurant while I was putting out our specials sign. He had red eyes and looked a little out of it. He asked me what the best kind of steak was at the place. We're a vegan restaurant. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/06/19 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( restaurant vegan steak )

At work today, I was told that I'd need to get "absolutely all" of my business cards reprinted. I emailed the person in charge to ask why. "New company font." Apparently, we switched our size from 12 pt. to 13 pt. I have four thousand cards to reprint now. I'm dumbemployed.

by d0mesticgoddess on 02/04/19 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (19) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( business cards corporate reprints )

At work today, I was told that I'd be pushing carts. I was forced to wear a reflector vest over my shirt. I guess it wasn't bright enough, because after five minutes I got backed into by a Ford Taurus. My manager made me finish my shift. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/03/19 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( grocery reflector accident )

At work today, I was supposed to call the top ten restaurant suppliers in the state. I called the top ten and asked some questions. The last one hung up on me before I could say anything. "Darn telemarketers," she shouted. Last year, we spent $250,000 on restaurant supplies. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/03/19 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( restaurant telemarketers idiots )

At work today, I was informed that all presentations were to be accompanied by a Powerpoint slide show. My coworker looked worried and I asked what was wrong. He was worried that it would include meetings when we teleconferenced. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/01/19 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( corporate teleconference powerpoint )

At work today, I told my best friend/coworker that I was finally getting a promotion. She asked my new title, and I told them I was Assistant Vice President. "Oh yeah," she said. "That's what they give you when they can't afford a raise." The worst part is that she's right. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/31/19 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( promotion raise assistant vice president )

At work today, I managed to cover for a coworker who was running almost twenty minutes late. I yelled at her when she came in. "What's wrong with you!" I shouted. "Daylight savings," she said. Daylight savings was more than a month ago. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/29/19 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( daylight savings late lies )

At work today, I learned that we're supposed to get a passport and pay for it ourselves. I asked HR why, and they said it's because every employee needs to be ready for an opportunity to "network" abroad. I work in the mail room. A passport costs $100. I'm dumbemployed.

by n0thing_less on 01/29/19 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( hr corporate networking )

At work today, I got laid off (don't cry for me, I'll live). I asked my boss why. He said we don't have enough sales and until things picked up, they had to cut costs. I'm their only sales person and they fired me. I'm dumbemployed.

by aaantoinette on 01/29/19 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( downsizing sales that darn economy )

At work today, I got in trouble. We were robbed this morning- nothing bad, but I closed last night. I'd asked my friend Robbie to get the back door. Apparently, he didn't know that meant to lock it too. I got yelled at for twenty minutes. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/28/19 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( robbed lock yelling )

At work today, my coworker put his entire lunch in Tupperware. I mean everything- including his soda can. This is my colleague. I'm dumbemployed.

by lacrossemom on 01/26/19 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( tupperware soda can lunch )

At work today, I spent 30 minutes untangling my mouse cord from my monitor plug. It's the most I've done this week. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/25/19 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( mouse cord monitor )
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