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At work today, the judge I'm interning for had a profile in the paper. Interview quote: "Sometimes, the assistants are clunkers. You just wait for the next group." Thanks boss. I'm dumbmemployed.

by names_in_lights on 09/27/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( judge interning interview )

At work today, my daughter wanted to shop for clothes at the store where I work. My coworkers "helped"- by recommending the most expensive items. Thanks guys. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/26/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( clothes expensive daughter )

At work today, I went to acupuncture at lunch. Not the best idea. When I came back to work, I passed out halfway down the hallway. Fun with needles. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/25/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( acupuncture lunch fainting )

At work today, I overheard my coworkers talking about Halliburton. At first, I thought they might be debating it. Then I realized they were trying to figure out what it was. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/23/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( halliburton debating stupid )

At work today, a research firm toured our building to write a report about it. Only afterwards did our tour guide realize she forgot an entire floor. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/22/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( research tour floor )

At work today, I was staffed to fold clothes. The weird thing is that I was folding our "naturally rumpled" line of clothing. So I was making intentionally wrinkled clothes neat. I'm dumbemployed.

by sweetlykhoney06 on 09/21/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( clothes folding wrinkled )

At work today, I started an inter-office feud. The battle is over large, plastic paperclips. So far, I've managed to swipe 10 from my coworker. His retaliation thus far? Egg on my keyboard. This is already out of hand. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/19/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( feuds prank paperclips )

At work today, my coworker gave me an unsolicited beauty tip to "watch my nails." Her nails are plastic, two inches long, and rainbow colored. Thanks for the tip. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/18/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( fingernails beauty tip )

At work today, I noticed that the fundraising thermometer at our store looked suspiciously high. I asked a cashier about it. "Oh yeah," she said. "I added 10,000 to the count. I thought it'd make everybody a little happier." I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/17/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( fundraising thermometer 10 000 )

At work today, there was a sign on a door saying never to use the door since it would be locked at all times. That would be okay, if it wasn't the emergency exit. I'm dumbemployed.

by AndCA on 09/16/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( emergency fire exits door )

At work today, my coworker asked me to fix his monitor. "It's broke, it's broke!" he shouted. Then I turned it on. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/15/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (16) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( monitor computer broken )

At work today, I realized I'm still in love with Charlotte at the front desk. How do I know? Because I called my girlfriend Charlotte on the phone. I hope I get fired soon, I really do. Or dumped. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 09/14/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( fired dumped charlotte )
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