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At work today, my best buddy at work got fired. The reason is that he isn't productive enough. I'm the reason he wasn't productive. I wonder who's next on the chopping block? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/04/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( chopping block fired productivity )

At work today, I couldn't focus because of loud music in the next cubicle. I peeked over- it was coming from the young guy who works there. And he was wearing headphones. I'd tell him to turn it down, but I'm guessing he's deaf by now. I'm dumbemployed.

by wanderlust_k on 08/01/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( loud music cubicle headphones )

At work today, I picked up some ice cream for a coworker just to be nice. Then I was hit with a barrage of complaints about how chocolate chip ice cream is not as good as chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream. You're welcome. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/01/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( ice cream chocolate chip chocolate chip cookie dough )

At work today, I used an insecure browser that's over 10 years old to submit sensitive information online. That's because corporate won't allow us to use anything other than IE 6. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/30/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( internet security browsing )

At work today, it was my birthday. A few people knew I was leaving and they had a cupcake for me, already prepared. It's still a factory though. There were metal shavings on the cupcake. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/29/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( metal shavings birthday cupcakes )

At work today, I was playing hostess. Fun stuff. I showed a family to their table and they insisted on ordering with me. I told them their waitress would do it. "Well, we're promoting you," they said. Um, that's my boss's job. Unfortunately. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/29/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( hostess waitress promotion )

At work today, I tried to explain "Lost" to my coworkers. "So I don't understand," one said. "Why don't they just swim off the island?" I have a lot of work to do. This is harder than my real job. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/27/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (11) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( lost tv explaining )

At work today, I called a freelance graphic designer but couldn't reach her. She has no landline. She does have a cell phone. But it's her mom's. I had to leave my message with "Barb." I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/26/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( landline message freelance )

At work today, a telephone wire stretched across the aisle. I decided to jump it. Turns out I can't jump too high. Now I have rugburn on my face. I'm dumbemployed.

by naoki_no_inochi on 07/17/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( telephone wire aisle jumping )

At work today, I went on a job interview. The interviewer asked me to share my "passion." Well, it isn't a job in accounts receivable. But I told him I love numbers. Sadly, I think it seemed believable. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/17/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( interview number passion )

At work today, my cube mate must have thought he was alone. He was singing Katy Perry's "I Kissed A Girl" to himself. At least, I hope he thought he was alone. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/15/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( katy perry singing cube mate )

At work today, I overheard a coworker yelling to another person. "If Project Runway this season doesn't kill me, then it will make me stronger." Deep. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/15/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( project runway tv overheard )
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