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At work today, a few of my coworkers noticed the scar on my neck for the first time. I got it from a burn when I was a little kid. Anyway, I told them that I got it a gang fight when I was fourteen. I think the sad thing is they actually believed me. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/30/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( coworkers scar gang war )

At work today, the exhaustion started getting to me, I think. The stress did as well. I have a big project due in a couple of days that I just couldn't ignore. Not a lot of fun. At midday, I looked down at my fingernails. Well, what used to be my fingernails, that is. I'm dumbemployed.

by sugarfree3 on 12/30/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( fingernails exhaustion stress )

At work today, the demo TVs in the store seemed to be on the fritz. I realized late on that somebody was controlling them with a Universal remote. They were playing some of the worst pornography I've ever seen. It took an hour to find the right DVD player. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/30/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( tvs dvd porn )

At work today, somebody was looking through the IMDB page for Chris Kattan, the guy from SNL. He was saying how much of a failure he was, how much his career sucked, etc. Then I pointed out to him that both of us work at a video store for 6.95 an hour. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/27/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( imdb chris kattan videostore )

At work today, I decided to change things up a little and have tea instead of coffee. I thought tea might be better, so I had four cups. Now I can't stop twitching. Am I going to be ok? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/26/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( coffee tea twitching )

At work today, I thought that I could take an extra fifteen minutes for lunch. It was a good fifteen minutes. But when I punched back in, three different people were waiting for me to "chat" about my work ethic. It took about twenty minutes until they finished. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/24/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( fifteen twenty chat )

At work today, I was leaving the building about to meet my new coworker. Then I got attacked by a big friendly dog. He licked me all over- including my hands. Then I had a glorious sloppy handshake. I'm dumbemployed.

by waltmatmulol on 12/24/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( dog lick sloppy )

At work today, my coworker wore a really expensive looking leather jacket. Like, really nice. There's only one problem. It was about 100 degrees outside and he never even unzipped it. I wanted to ask, but I was scared. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/21/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( leather zipper scared )

At work today, my laptop battery insisted on not charging. I work in coffee shops, usually. I finally found a plug in the corner and very politely asked a gentleman if I could use it. He told me he needed it just in case his phone died. I wanted to hit him. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/21/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( laptop battery plug )

At work today, I got invited to an after work party that sounded pretty fun. I started talking about it to everybody since I was excited. We all went. Then the guy who invited me took me to a corner. "This wasn't a party," he said. "It was supposed to be a date." I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/19/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( party date after work )

At work today, people were circulating a picture of one of our coworkers running a race. It was a little disgusting. I laughed and whispered "he doesn't look so good!" Then I found out that he was running with cancer. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/19/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( race cancer running )

At work today, I had a legal matter to deal with concerning a client of ours. He defaulted on a contract. I called our lawyer and asked him to get started immediately. "I would," he said. "But that sounds so boring." You're a lawyer! What did you expect? I'm dumbemployed.

by packie on 12/16/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( boring lawyer contracts )
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