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At work today, I was browsing the net killing time when I saw a banner ad for my own company. Out of curiosity, I clicked. "Page not found." I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/28/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( browsing banner curiosity )

At work today, I ran out of long winter socks and had to wear footie type things. Then I found out I was going to be slinging shopping carts in the snow all day. Mmm, wet ankles. I'm dumbemployed.

by madtight on 11/26/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( footie socks winter )

At work today, I asked a customer to sign his receipt. His signature? "Poop." I called him on it- talk about an awkward conversation. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/25/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( poop signatures receipt )

At work today, I dropped a knife in the kitchen. Thankfully, it didn't hit a person. It did, however, impale a roach. I don't know if it's good or bad. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/24/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( knife kitchen cockroach )

At work today, my haircut elicited some comments around the garage. I shaved my entire head. So my new nickname now is "Skinhead"- that's not what I intended. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/23/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( shaved skinhead garage )

At work today, I had a beer before work. Then my manager yelled at me for showing up drunk- even though he smelled like pot. I'm dumbemployed.

by walrus_blue on 11/21/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( beer marijuana drunk )

At work today, I started an office dance party. Great idea, right? It would have been- but it lasted over an hour. Wow. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/20/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( dance party office hour )

At work today, I put on my apron. A roach scrambled out the pocket. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/19/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( apron cockroach pocket )

At work today, I was telling a group of school children about giraffes. I explained their long necks were for reaching leaves. "I don't get it," a kid said. "Why don't they just cut down the tree?" I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/18/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( giraffes school children leaves )

At work today, I told my coworker about a date I have coming up. I asked him for advice. His response? Posting my question to the company-wide message board. I'm dumbemployed.

by vampire_kunn on 11/16/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( coworker debt message board )

At work today, I cleared my schedule. Why did I do it? Not because of important work. Just because I was sick of doing anything at all. Wonder if anyone will notice? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/15/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( schedule important sick )

At work today, I broke the zipper on my pants fly. I didn't get a break and I didn't get new pants. Guess who was walking around with tape on their fly all day? I'm dumbemployed.

by a3umi on 11/13/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( zipper pants tape )
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