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At work today, a 35 year old woman wanted to know what toy to get her kid. I recommended an Avatar doll. She went with a GI Joe knockoff instead. Sorry kid. I'm dumbemployed.

by nancykimjang on 11/25/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( toys toy store avatar )

At work today, I was teaching 4 year olds to swim. There were more parents with video cameras than kids. I'm dumbemployed.

by valasam on 11/24/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( swimming teaching parents )

At work today, I discovered that I'm afraid of my job. The reason? Customers hit on my constantly. I'd expect it in a bar. But at a hardware store it's just creepy. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/21/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( hit bar hardware )

At work today, I was valeting cars at our night club. Do you even know how many drunk drivers I handed the wheel? I should probably be convicted. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/20/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( valet cars drunk )

At work today, I went to the gym after work. Do you know how awkward it is to see a coffee shop customer there? While nude? I'm dumbemployed.

by missmdaniels on 11/19/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( gym coffee shop nude )

At work today, I was trying to train kids for the SAT. I started with the verbal portion. Step one? Explain what "verbal" means. Yikes. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/17/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( sat verbal training )

At work today, I helped a young lady find the right baby bonnet for her child. "Can you try it on?" she asked me. "You have such a tiny head." I did it. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/16/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( baby bonnet head )

At work today, there were about thirty people in line for a television sale. Only once he saw the line did my boss realize that he'd misplaced a decimal point in a recent newspaper ad. I'm dumbemployed.

by mu_tigers on 11/15/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( line television sales )

At work today, a young man came in looking for wallpaper. I asked him what he needed it for. He whispered back angrily. "Mind your own business and get me a nautical print." I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/14/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( wallpaper whisper nautical )

At work today, I served a group of 5 teens. They quizzed me about my life. At first I thought they were envious. Then I realized they were making fun of me. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/12/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( teens waiter mean )

At work today, I gave a customer a to go box for their Chinese Food. They also wanted a glass of water- to go. Does anyone do that? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/11/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( to go box chinese )

At work today, I wwas collecting movie tickets. Fun. I saw at least twelve kids sneak into R rated movies. Technically, I'm supposed to enforce the rules, but I don't get paid enough. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/10/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( movie tickets fun ratings )
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