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At work today, we started celebrating customers' birthdays with a song. You know, "Happy happy birthday," with the clapping and all of that. Ugh. It would be OK. But we had about 8 birthdays today. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/04/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( happy birthday song restaurant )

At work today, I was working in the Hamptons. Yeah, great stuff. All these tourists come in and try to act like locals. Today I had one who asked me where the "real Thai places were." Uh, there's no secret Thai place the locals visit. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/02/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( hamptons tourists thailand )

At work today, I was giving a Rottweiler his treatments. He went AWOL and bit off my arm. I had to get tetanus shots. The owner came in and I told her. "Did you give my dog the shots?" she asked while crying. I'm dumbemployed.

by shoegal09 on 01/02/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( rottweiller awol tetanus )

At work today, I went on the intercom. Of course, as soon as I went on, I started sneezing. I got off and then I put it back on the hook. For the rest of the day, I had people saying God bless you. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/29/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( intercom sneezing bless you )

At work today, I thought that we'd try jamming the cell phones in our restaurant using something I bought online. It certainly worked. But once people realized there was no signal, almost half the customers left the building. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/29/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( cell phones jamming restaurant )

At work today, I was setting a concrete sidewalk for a client. He said he wanted a lucky penny in the sidewalk, so once I'd started I asked him for it. "Oh," he said, "I thought you'd have one." I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/29/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( concrete sidewalk pennies )

At work today, my glasses were getting really smudged, so I cleaned them. When I put them back on, a little kid was staring up at me. "Why can't you see?" she asked. I didn't really have a good answer, but I was depressed. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/29/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( glasses smudged kids )

At work today, I sold more Red Bull than actual drinks to my customers. I work at a diner, so I didn't know what the deal was. One of them told me- down the road, the international World of Warcraft convention was happening, and they were pulling an all nighter. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/26/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( world of warcraft red bull convention )

At work today, a murder story was in the newspaper, and one of our customers was reading it. "Isn't that a shame," I heard her say. I chimed in that it really was too bad. "I know," she said, "I can remember when the newspaper cost only a quarter. Now it's 1.50!" I'm dumbemployed.

by madicookreesor on 12/26/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( murder newspaper prices )

At work today, a women's talk show was on the TV in our waiting room. A woman started literally yelling at the screen. They were talking about abortion on the show. But the lady was just yelling about one of the woman's mascara. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/23/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( abortion mascara women's talk show )

At work today, there was some commotion outside the store. Two customers were fighting over a grill that we have outside. Each one wanted to buy it. I told them that we had another one in the warehouse and could deliver it the next day. Of course, they kept fighting. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/23/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( grill fight warehouse )

At work today, I was kept up at night thinking about what I said. A customer got into line and put maxi-pads on the conveyer belt. Instead of paper or plastic, I asked her if they were light or heavy. I don't think she believed it had actually happened. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/21/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( maxi pads light heavy )
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