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At work today, we had a group of union protesters who were mad at the shop next door. At lunch, a few came in to get some food. One guy was really burly and looked kinda scary. I asked him what he wanted. He asked me if we had brie and "European" crackers. I'm dumbemployed.

by shootthelove on 02/09/19 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( union lunch pretentious )

At work today, I was cleaning the candy shelves when a little kid steps up next to me, reaches over, and opens a bag of candy. I was like, "What are you doing?" And then he dumped the bag all over the shelf and ran. I'm dumbemployed.

by sacral_pro on 02/08/19 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( candy kids grocery )

At work today, Red Hat Ladies were having a luncheon at our restaurant. While speaking to the group, one eager lady had to interrupt me and ask if we had breakfast. So I had to explain what a "luncheon" is. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/08/19 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( red hat ladies resident waitress )

At work today, I was selling Volvos. I had a person come in to look at a $45,000 car. She said "I'd like to get this car for around $199 a month with no money down." I replied "So would I. If you find any at that price let me know and I'll take two." I'm dumbemployed.

by pattypoo on 02/08/19 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( cars volvo payments )

At work today, we had a meeting with a hardware store owner. He wants us to make him an ad for his store. I suggested that we do some internet marketing. "I don't want to sell the internet!" he shouted at me. "I want to sell hammers." I smiled and put it in my notepad. I'm dumbemployed.

by ocwish_spree on 02/07/19 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( hardware internet advertising )

At work today, this one guy kept coming back to the bar for shots. I told him he was cut off and he started yelling at me. "I'll show you! I'm not even 21!" He was standing next to a cop and was promptly arrested. He'll be back tomorrow. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/06/19 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( bar cop shots )

At work today, one of our regulars from about a year ago came back in. Everyone was really excited to see the old guy. He said nice things to everybody. Then he looked at me. "When did Jenny's older sister start working here?" I'm Jenny. I guess I've aged. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/05/19 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( restaurant sister awkward )

At work today, I was redoing the siding on a client's garage. She almost put her hand against it, but I warned her the paint was wet. She smiled and tapped her head. Then she bent over to tie her shoe and pressed her butt against the wall. I'm using bright red paint. I'm dumbemployed.

by edcullen4ever on 02/02/19 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( garage siding paint )

At work today, I was promoting our new spearmint flavored Chai. I gave out samples to customers who were sitting in the shop. "You should try some," one told me. I told them I don't like it. They said it might help my breath. I'm dumbemployed.

by ukichan on 02/02/19 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( coffee shop chai breath )

At work today, I was informing a client that his portfolio had depreciated. He stared at me across the table. "What about the TARP?" he asked. I explained TARP was for financial institutions. He slammed his fist down. "Don't give me mumbo jumbo. Just give me my TARP!" I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 02/02/19 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( portfolio economy tarp )

At work today, I had a customer come in and pay entirely in Sacajawea dollars. That would be fine- except he bought a washing machine. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/26/19 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( sacajawea dollars coins washing machine )

At work today, I had to do extra cleaning because I took the day off yesterday. I clean cat litter for a lady with five cats. The sad thing is, I would be glad if three of her cats died. Maybe more. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/26/19 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Customers ( cats cleaning litter )
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