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At work today, this superhero doll was shipped to the office. I kept it with me at reception. Eventually, the guy I work for showed up at the desk. "Is that the vintage Superman from 1939?" He was sweating. Then he insisted it was for his son. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/04/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( superhero doll vintage )

At work today, I got a text from my boss. "Sorry, it said. Need you to finish up cleaning the back room." I would have done it. But I got the text after I'd showered and was about to go to bed. I still went to work. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/04/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( text cleaning shower )

At work today, the prettiest flowers were growing just by the sidewalk that leads to my office. It was rather unusual to see something so nice at work. Slowly, I bent down to pluck one and smell it. "That's company property," my boss shouted. He was about a foot away. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 01/02/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( flowers office company property )

At work today, at about 9 I thought I needed to touch up my makeup. I went into the bathroom and started doing my makeup. My boss came out of the bathroom behind me and looked in the mirror. "You could use some blush," she said. I actually put it on. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/28/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( bathroom blush makeup )

At work today, I got called up to the corporate office with all its glass windows. I was stuck waiting for a moment or two and decided to look down. My boss came in and I jerked away- but then he approached the window and put his finger against it, pressing the imprint of my nose. I'm dumbemployed.

by jason_kerr on 12/28/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( corporate glass windows )

At work today, I found a stack of dollars just underneath the cash register. It seemed a little odd that it was there. When I was looking at it, my boss snuck up behind me. "I'll take that back," he said. He never explained it, but the next day, he had a very nice MP3 player. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/28/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( mp3 dollars cash register )

At work today, I visited my boss at the hospital- nice me. Anyway, I showed up with the work he requested but felt really bad about giving it to him, so I held it behind my back. "Are you hiding a present for me?" he asked, excited. Then I showed him the folders. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/28/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (0) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( hospital work folders )

At work today, the horn section in my band was pretty bad (I lead a small college band). I went over to ask them what was wrong- turns out one guy on trumpet was screwing it up. The issue, we discovered, was that he hadn't emptied out the spit in his trumpet all day. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/25/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( trumpet college spit )

At work today, my manager announced to the company that he had started "tweeting" about company news. Oh gosh. I checked out his first tweet. It was about how he is the smartest guy at his workplace. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/25/17 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( tweeting twitter smart )

At work today, I hoped that my company would match my donation to a charity. I told my boss a little bit about it and he listened carefully. Then he asked me what the catch was. I told him it was a charity- there is no catch. He just laughed. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/23/17 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( donation charity catch )

At work today, I found one of my coworkers blatantly lying on an expense report. Naturally, I told my boss about the possible infraction. He shook his head. "Jenny, nobody likes a tattletale." Now I'm the one in trouble. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 12/23/17 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (11) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( lying expense report tattletale )

At work today, I found out that my manager is knocked up. Hahaha. I'm laughing because she always made fun of me for having a kid. Now she'll get to see what it's like to use your lunch break to fill a baby bottle with milk. I'm dumbemployed.

by lacromia on 12/20/17 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( manager breasts milk )
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