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At work today, my boss smelled a little spicy. Later, I found out he's going on a date. The problem is that the spice he smelled like was cumin. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/05/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( spices smell cumin )

At work today, my boss called me into his office. "Sit down," he said. I waited, and he tapped his desk. "Well, aren't you going to say somethign?" I didn't know what to say. "The new chair!" he shouted. "It's comfy, isn't it?" Thanks for that nerveracking meeting, sir. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/05/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (22) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( nervous chair comfy )

At work today, our manager received an award for "Regional Excellence." I think I know why- there's only one other Burger King in our region. And a person was shot there last week. Ah, excellence. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/03/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( regional burger king shot )

At work today, I presented my boss with a special anniversary gift- a plaque commemorating his work for the company. He frowned. "Were they out of chocolates?" I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 08/03/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( chocolates plaque commemorative )

At work today, my manager asked if he could borrow fifteen bucks. He bought cigarettes with it. I asked to bum one. He said he had to conserve. Thanks boss. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/31/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( money borrowing bucks )

At work today, I exchanged 30 emails with my boss in 28 minutes. The topic? Productivity. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/31/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( emails productivity time )

At work today, I got a text from my boss as I was getting change and locked my keys in the safe. I begged my boss, who was in a meeting, to come in and get them out. Later that day it happened again. My keys are still there. I blame my boss for the distraction. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/31/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( bank keys text )

At work today, my boss scheduled me for a Saturday night shift. I was mad, of course, and asked him to reschedule me. He asked why. I lied and told him I was moving out of my apartment. Then he offered to help me move. This is what happens when you lie. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/28/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( schedule saturday moving )

At work today, I was researching a personal injury lawsuit for a partner in the firm. He stormed in the library and yelled at me about our client. "Damn it, why couldn't the son of a bitch break two legs instead of just one?" I'm dumbemployed.

by tayker on 07/28/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( lawyer personal injury research )

At work today, my boss asked me to hand him an extension cord for his computer. Apparently, it’s crucial that he be able to plug in almost twenty feet away from the outlet. I’m dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/23/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( extension cord plug outlet )

At work today, my boss announced that she’s taking maternity leave in a month. Of course, she isn’t pregnant- her sister is. Nobody called her on it. I’m dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/23/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( maternity pregnant leave )

At work today, we took a company photo. Only later on did I realize my manager had given me rabbit ears. I didn’t realize I was in fourth grade. I’m dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 07/22/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( rabbit eats photographs manager )
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