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At work today, I brought my boss in donuts. Then I checked my email, where he announced to the whole office his new gluten free diet. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/27/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (2) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( donuts gluten free diet )

At work today, my boss was stationed in the cubicle next to me due to a moving situation. I thought he was sighing loudly. Turns out he was snoring. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/26/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (1) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( cubicle snoring sighing )

At work today, I got on the elevator at the same time as my boss. I started making small talk, but then realized his eyes were shut- he was asleep. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/25/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( bosses elevator asleep )

At work today, I was asked to submit a form for reimbursement for my recent health checkup. My boss asked for it nicely. Probably because it was a 28 page form. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/23/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( form reimbursement checkup )

At work today, I showed up about ten minutes late par usual. This time, my boss was waiting at my desk. He wasn't mad that I was late, though. He was mad that I hadn't brought him a cup of coffee too. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/22/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( late coffee mad )

At work today, I learned my calling in life. My boss told everyone in the office that "Josh is a sales master." My calling is to go to law school- my boss didn't know my name is John. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/21/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( calling names josh )

At work today, my boss told a twenty minute story about how he was pickpocketed. Then he found his wallet. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/20/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( piockpocket wallet money )

At work today, I prayed our new boss would be better than the old one. His first decree? All the men have to wear ties. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/18/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( boss decree ties )

At work today, I was working on a car for a rich guy. He told me to fix the automatic transition. That's the first problem- it's a manual. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/17/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( car manual transmission automatic transmission )

At work today, my boss gave what was supposed to be an inspirational speech. He started by listing company Presidents. Except he couldn't name more than the first one. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/16/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( inspiration speech president )

At work today, my manager said that she was exhausted from her baby. I could see that with a six month year old. But her daughter is 4. My manager can't manage a kid. How should she manage us? I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 11/15/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( manager baby six months )

At work today, I played guitar for an hour in a Potbelly Sandwich shop. My boss told me to play Beatles songs. I played Bob Dylan the whole time and he didn't even notice. I kind of would prefer it if he got mad. I'm dumbemployed.

by unleashed_soul on 11/13/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (3) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( music guitar beatles )
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