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At work today, I was tutoring a snobby seventh grader on vocabulary. His mom walked into the room halfway through and looked over my shoulder. "His grammar is really meretricious," she said. That's why his vocab is so bad- his mom thinks his vocab relates to a hooker. Look it up. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/10/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( meretricious hooker vocabulary )

At work today, I brought in a copy of today's newspaper to read during break. I set it on the counter as I punched in. By the time I got back, it was gone. My boss had started using it to clean up grease. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/10/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( newspaper break boss )

At work today, our GM, pissed at her computer, decided to throw it in front of the IT manager's door. Instead of untangling the cords to remove said computer from her desk, she cut them...including the power. Yikes. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/09/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (11) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( gm it power )

At work today, a drunk homeless guy came into the electronics store. I told my boss and asked him to handle it. I don't think my boss understood. He tried selling the guy a 32 inch plasma. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/07/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( plasma homeless drunk )

At work today, my supervisor handed out bus passes provided by the company. I was pretty excited to get free bus fare. My boss saw me smiling. "That will be great for when your car is in the shop." Uh, I wouldn't take the bus if I had a car. I stopped smiling. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/07/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( bus passes car )

At work today, I was quoting a rap lyric ironically to a coworker. My boss stepped in and told me that he loved that band and had seen them in concert. The group I quoted was Kriss Kross. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/05/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( kriss kross rap quoting )

At work today, I carried in my puppy to work for about five seconds. Most of my coworkers loved it. But my boss sent me an email that his allergies flared up. He's on the floor above us- I don't know how he even heard about it. But I still got in trouble. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 06/02/18 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( puppy allergies email )

At work today, I was a bit depressed over my soccer team losing last night. I came in with my head down. My boss asked what was wrong and I told him. "Remember the bright side," he said. "I wouldn't have thought you'd even be coordinated enough to play." Thanks, boss. I'm dumbemployed.

by dancingwithdior on 06/02/18 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( soccer losing coordinated )

At work today, as usual, the boss came in my office as I was leaving. It was Friday and I had to deposit my day-late paycheck. He said I had 3 minutes left. He then proceeded yet again to give me a lecture on how I should use my personal iPhone that he doesn't pay for. I'm dumbemployed.

by geneaholic on 05/31/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( iphone paycheck lecture )

At work today, we all dressed up in the football jerseys of our favorite team. My boss wore a soccer jersey. "It's football in England," he said snobbishly. Except the team's jersey he wore plays in Spain. I'm dumbemployed.

by taylor_blast on 05/30/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( spain football soccer )

At work today, my boss started iming with some of us at work. Productivity- ugh. I don't think he knows what he's doing. He put "lol" after every line. Even the ones about downsizing. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/29/18 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( im lol downsizing )

At work today, I was waiting for my boss to come into the meeting room. Well, I started to make myself comfy. Too comfy. By the time he came in, I was drooling on the table. I'm dumbemployed.

by anonymous on 05/27/18 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) Permalink
Filed Under: Bosses ( meeting room comfy drooling )
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