by anonymous on 03/28/24 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) PermalinkAt work today, I was moving into a new apartment on the near East side. I was psyched and finished unpacking. As I got into the elevator, I held it for someone running down the hall. "Oh hi," I said. My boss stepped on the elevator. She lives here. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Bosses ( apartment elevator moving )
by anonymous on 03/28/24 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) PermalinkAt work today, I got a little carried away with the free candy up front. I admit it. But I thought that I concealed myself well enough until about 2PM. Then my boss stopped me in the hall and asked me to open my mouth. "Now tell me," she said, "why is your tongue so blue?" I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Bosses ( candy tongue blue )
by anonymous on 03/28/24 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (6) PermalinkAt work today, something kept leaking on my mousepad. I went upstairs to investigate. The person on that floor said the floor above was leaking. I went another floor up. On that floor, they had a slip and slide set up, right down the hall. No one was using it, but it was wet. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( slip slide leaking )
by anonymous on 03/28/24 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) PermalinkAt work today, I was running the credit card machine. Not too well, apparently. I doublecharged somebody for about $500. Nice work, me. I spent the next hour on the phone with the credit card company explaining that my customer hadn't just bought 2 dishwashers. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Overtime ( dishwashers credit card doublecharge )
by packardgoose on 03/27/24 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) PermalinkAt work today, I was tasked with counting the tip jar to distribute among everybody. There certainly wasn't a lot of money inside. But one customer had apparently decided to unload their change jar in ours. I counted 937 pennies. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Overtime ( pennies tip jar change )
by anonymous on 03/27/24 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (7) PermalinkAt work today, I took out a couple of clients to lunch. We're supposed to do it to butter them up and impress them a little with the nature of our company. Unfortunately, budget cuts recently have made that a little harder. Somehow, Denny's doesn't make the best impression. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Customers ( lunch dennys budget )
by anonymous on 03/27/24 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (4) PermalinkAt work today, they had me doing soundchecks for a standup comedian. I did the usual, and then the performer popped up behind me. "Not very funny," he said. I saw his act later that night. I could say the same for him, I think. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( soundchecks standup funny )
by anonymous on 03/27/24 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (5) PermalinkAt work today, our salt supply was running low, so I had to get more from the supplier. He kept insisting that I get equal amounts of pepper too. I told him we didn't need it. "You must!" he shouted at me. We use the salt for potato chips. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Just Dumb ( salt pepper potato chips )
by anonymous on 03/26/24 at 6:20pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) PermalinkAt work today, there was a strange thumping noise coming from the back of the store. We sell fans there, so it was weird. I checked on it. Two teenagers were seeing what would happen if they stuck there arms in the fan. The blades were thumping against their wrists. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Customers ( thumping teenagers fans )
by anonymous on 03/26/24 at 3:11pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (17) PermalinkAt work today, we found out corporate took some interesting cost cutting measures. The main one? Downgrading us from T1 internet to DSL. That wasn't the best idea. It now takes my 20 minutes to load my email. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Bosses ( dsl t1 slow )
by sosanno_jotas on 03/26/24 at 12:52pm - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (9) PermalinkAt work today, I was tapping my foot against the wall of my cubicle for a while. After a minute or two, I felt a tapping back. We were making a pretty awesome beat for about twenty straight minutes. It was like a DJ set. We still haven't spoken, of course. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( cubicle tapping beat )
by anonymous on 03/26/24 at 8:33am - Yep, you're Dumbemployed (8) PermalinkAt work today, I spent the day commenting on the internet, par usual. Well, I got confused when I saw a commenter whose name was a lot like my boss's. I think I was having a conversation with him through the comments! Fortunately, my name online was "DopeHound7." He'll never know. I'm dumbemployed.
Filed Under: Weird Shift ( internet online commenting )
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